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But it's in Japanese.

I'm going to call exaggeration; workplaces that bother to mandate pants also have guidelines for skirt/dress length (because pants only on men but allowable short skirts on women can be deemed creating a sexually hostile environment) and the dude is not wearing a professional-length appropriate dress.

Bad bad hooman

So cute! Meowdy!!!

It's quality of life as well.

Way to go Gramps- welcome home

Yeah unfortunately for me my hair is the equivalent of book Hermione’s hair and it is not changing anytime soon. The worst part is my hair was fine, just wavy and pretty till I turned 11 and it’s been a crazy frizzy curly mess ever since.

At that point, just let her whole line die out.

Yo Papi, who sending you dick pics?

Last ticket I bought cost 1000$

Why is he orange now

Easy enough to check. "OK, show us your car, and give me the keys so I can check the fuel level."

That's really nice for them to supply all that stuff, but isn't there a certain amount of waste? I get that someone who doesn't have toothpaste might also need deodorant, but if a woman prefers pads or tampons, isn't the other one going to be discarded? Or is it better to have both than to have to ask for things like that separately? Or is the cost small compared to being able,to give out one thing that works for all?

It would be better with a slide instead of stairs

clearly the heart shape ring is for proposal

I mean Hawaii = Atlantis. Mamoa is king of Hawaii, therefore he is Aquaman. Simple math

Well you learn something new everyday. -\(°+°) /-

Forcing someone to uncover and humiliating her for covering herself is the same thing though. Let people wear whatever they like, covered or uncovered! We hold different values! Let it be like that. It's none of our business!

Why is the vet thing relevant? Would he leave another 96 year old to handle it himself?

Murrica

Didn't realize there was oil in Norway

Joke's on you. I like pineapple on pizza

Give that marketing team a bonus!

when you are arrested, you are stripped of your rights. when i was in a county jail for 6 months, i worked as a "trustee" for 14 hour days for 50 cents an hour and one free haircut a month.

If I had time in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do.

You can ride at night if there is moon or starlight and in full darkness if the horse knows the route

That would be Omaha.

I once looked out my window and there was a man on the wing of the plane!

That was a lame ass excuse to why he sucks at fighting.

What was his job though? Perhaps wearing pants is a safety precaution. Many jobs utilizing chemicals (like pesticides) or welding require full pants and long sleeve shirts for safety.

自拍

The commenter is correct about the attitude but yea I’d have to compromise with Chili’s because Applebee’s is crap. I worked there and yea, noooo. I know what happens

lol love it

I bet it took a long time to find a Calvin and Hobbes that wasn’t funny.

So I had been in Africa traveling the continent for over a month I was the only American on the tour, thus being alone at an airport in Nairobi Kenya for my first flight before landing in Paris and then heading back to the States. Boarding and all went fine, we where all seated a d fine but we had been sitting for a solid five mins not too bad, we started moving down the runway before pulling along to a little side road ( not quite sure how accurate that description is because it was dark and had no idea what the airport layout was) and parked. We sat there for a good ten mins when what I presume was the pilot came over the intercom to say, "Sorry for the delay everyone, one of the engine lights are red and saying that it has a problem, since an airplane is a giant computer we're just gonna turn the plain off for ten minutes then start it back up and see if that fixes." As the intercom cuts off all the lights and everything went off just darkness and I was like this can't possibly

Just had a look at what Applebee’s is. The food looks pretty good. To be honest, she sounds like a stuck up bitch. It's pretty funny that no matter how much money some people get, they'll never have any class.

GRAPE - GR = ape GRAPE- G and - E = Rap!!

Also the world's smallest man.