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Allow me to become an*logous 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Can let someone else catch the bowls for you

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Man Biking across the world picks up a 'Wee Monster' along the way (FeelGoodSubstance) 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

For some reason I read that as doo doo soulmates...

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I think my cat is trying to summon a demon! 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Oh, sorry @mrscollector. Beat me to it! Wait... is @mrscollector a demon? Yes, cannot argue with @dr_richard_ew. Flee foul demon! Apology revoked.

I think my cat is trying to summon a demon! 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

News flash, that cat is a demon.

A Trip To The Vet Might Spruce Him Up A Little 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I applaud the depth you went to here.

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I’m going to hell for posting this!! 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Well, rip my heart out this morning why don't you

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A 23-foot replica of the Moon 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

where?

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Chirp chirp 1 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Legitimately had this same thought yesterday while walking in the rain.

Innovative way of cheating 3 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Teacher: *pulls curtains*

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I bet most guys do this 14 comments

guest · 7 years ago

handing out awesome wife award here

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The International Flag of Planet Earth 70 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Weren't there 7 Harry Potter books?

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kobeeeee more like kobabyyyyyyyyy 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Let us all take a moment of silence for the coach.

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Pizza Hut wants us to die so bad 33 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That is nicer than my clothes dresser

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Boss Run! 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What if I just stand in the center and just rotate while peeing? Hope no one walks in...

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A serious thank you 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Can I get a "you the real MVP"

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Book Dedications. 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I liked Ken Kesey's "To Vik Lovell who told me dragons did not exist, then led me to their lairs"

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Fly little pony 17 comments

guest · 9 years ago

think it was 5,000, but respect

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This is our dream 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Recently saw a promo for essentially Air Bud wrestling.

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Mini comp 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

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When my best friend says she's going running 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

this is hilarious

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Poncho-ing with style 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Webelos poncho?

Dad is getting more and more clever 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

pun within a pun...

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What a scale! 17 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Lennie Small

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That must be one f*cking precious pen 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Chains only as strong as its weakest link.

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Do You Think Aliens Exist? 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

technology must not be that advanced there then...

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The cat in the wall 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Straight out of Shawshank

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Tragedy vs Statistics 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"personally"

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Just some stuff 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers one killed me

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Grandma's Packin' 17 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Didn't this really happen?

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Teach The Cat to Shit in the Toilet 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

You could achieve the cat flushing action via something like an Arduino with a servo motor and a little creativity in which the cat touches a sensor after using the toilet and it causes the motor to turn which is connected to the jig in the back of the toilet that pulls up that plunger thing and flush the toilet. Just use some Pavlovian classical conditioning to get the cat to touch the sensor and presto cat shits in toilet!

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