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I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Sounds like the other kids are being punished with pizza and juice.

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Brexit 15 comments

guest · 8 years ago

You haven't left yet.

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Ron Swanson is a sensitive guy 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

You've inspired me to do the same. Once I finish Continuum. And a dozen other things.

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Tina fey perfectly responds to a hater 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

You've gone about it the right way. You've expressed your opinion without criticising her appearance, amongst other irrelevant things.

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Shirt 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Salty really makes me laugh.

Tina fey perfectly responds to a hater 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Tina is awesome, but telescopes are used to look at large objects at a distance.

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Albanian virus 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Hooray, this made me laugh.

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When You Forget Someone's Name 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Agreed. Being direct and just admitting you don't know and asking to fix that seems to workout better.

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How Vegas is advertised to Londoners 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Received Pronunciation - the standard form of British English pronunciation, based on educated speech in southern England, widely accepted as a standard elsewhere. Think of the way The Royal Family speaks.

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How Vegas is advertised to Londoners 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Cor blimey guvnor.

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Grammar schooled 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Outside of his jacket, and the knot is loose. That's not president material.

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Is narcissism a modern thing? 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Ronnie!

John Oliver makes Oprah Winfrey look like an asshole. 19 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Whoops, the debt was out of statute.

John Oliver makes Oprah Winfrey look like an asshole. 19 comments

guest · 8 years ago

1. The company sells it at a loss, once they've decided that they can't make money on it themselves 2. Just because the debt was out of statue, doesn't stop collection agencies from trying to collect. 3. There is no spoon.

Totally valid personality test 43 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Wilderness Girl!

Fuku den 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It also means "fortune". It's a Japanese restaurant in Malaysia.

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When bands say they're touring "Europe" 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Those countries are, but I think they're saying that bands always go to just those places, not the rest of 50 or so countries in Europe.

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rektivism 83 comments

guest · 8 years ago

A lot can't, so therefore none should.

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Tetris taught me important things 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Right?

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True bro 16 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Is it possible she just made that up so that he wouldn't call her again?

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i love you if you understand the picture 12 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Took me a second.

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What's your age again? 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Which also doesn't make sense to me when the youngest person in Blink is 40.

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More people need to understand this 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Either way you didn't save any money. Both times you spent money. You save money when you don't spend anything at all.

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This only 90's kids will understand 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Pogs weren't that great. Except for Alf pogs.

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Memes 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I can stop anytime I want.

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It's The Original 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Do you like Phil Collins?

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No mather what you think about her, that takes real talent 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

GOKET? TOGEK? KETOG?

Think about this... everybody wants to park in the shade 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Nobody at all. That's almost hard to believe.

When you get pulled over 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

The Sarah Silverman Program

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When you get pulled over 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Oh Sarah.

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I lost the game 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Thanks internet, now I lost it twice in 30 seconds.

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They didn't use real lion roars in Lion King 12 comments

guest · 8 years ago

"Some guy"? Frank Welker is one of the greatest voice actors of all time.

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but this is none of my business 14 comments

guest · 8 years ago

This is correct ^.

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Drumpf 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

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It's a sad world 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Except that whether or not someone is cured doesn't affect sales, as there will always be more people born that will need a cure or vaccination. If you cure cancer, that doesn't prevent new people from getting cancer. Even if you eradicate a disease, you still need to vaccinate, like Polio.

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This is brilliant 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Is it really that bad to occasionally split an infinitive?

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You go girl 19 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I know right? I got stuck on this too.

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I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big 19 comments

guest · 8 years ago

(I mean "its existence") Also this is basically the same way that Pluto was first calculated to exist, then discovered.

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Lost bet 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yeah it's not the worst problem to have.

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I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big 19 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Shortest version: Objects observed in the outer solar system are behaving(orbits and alignments) in a way that suggests that there is an object of sizeable mass out there causing this. It hasn't been discovered yet, just it's existence is one explanation for these observations.

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She's A Genius 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It's so much sweeter this way though.

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Lakeside home doing it right! 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I'd rather not, but it's too late now.

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5 actors I'd love to see in the next James Bond movie 26 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Idris is my pick too.