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Points at Hogwarts 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Old but still makes me snort.10/10
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Its all the little things that made the movie Airplane so good 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Did Mario write this sign?
Right in the feels 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
NO
NO
FUCK YOU
NO
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE FEELS
You might want to get that off. c: 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
GODDAMIT
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4th period sucks 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
7th period does!
Proper Sandwich 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This guy is the moreos guy of PB & J
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Tennants the Pluto guy 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
VIVA LA PLUTOOOO
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Dogs vs cats 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
MY CAT IS BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAYYYYYY
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Cheating in a test 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
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My posts 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
RADA RADA RADA.
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And a diet coke please 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Diabetes?
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Premonitory dreams 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Other way around.One time in the summer I dreamt that I was sitting at a desk with gobstoppers in my mouth and I said "No you can't have any" and then I woke up in a cold sweat. That year the exact same thing happened because o had brought gobstoppers to school and my friends had wanted some.
And people say cats are useless 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
10/10 cat right there
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White Girls in Autumn 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What episode is this from???????
Random funnies to help with flatulence 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Fuck the Illuminate"
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Black science man covers black stuff 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The title.....
Who are you 162 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I was a politician.....
Oh damn 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
AMERICA AMERICA GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEEEEEEEEE
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Cat's life goals 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This explains why they sit on computers/laptops
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Time to call the fruit ninja 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What did Europe do to you??Almost everything you say is against Europe for no reason :/
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Which would you choose? 50 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I would get bored of having such a huge mansion, the moon would be beautiful but tbh i would get bored really quickly.And i would ruin the movie and Leo's chances at getting an Oscar.With free clothes i could buy that one shirt that costs way too much but feels like heaven and perfectly fits you and your style :P
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Remember when you were gaming 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I could hear my mom walking up to my room and i would shove it as far down my pants as possible face down and pretend to sleep
Emma watson on annoying people at the cinema 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When and where is Emma Watson going to the movies next
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Useless everyday things 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Imagine using that fork on drugs while sitting in the red chair with the bump of the other chair
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When people say "I'm not trying to be racist, but..." 65 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tumblr.
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Courtship 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
THIS IS SO OLD BUT SO YES
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"Nah. It's just my stuff, sir." 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In fifth grade we took a field trip to the movies and i brought an ikea full of pillows,blankets and a giant bowl of popcorn into the movies.While everyone was lining up to order food my friends circled around me so the movie theater guys wouldn't see us going in xD
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Ah, so this was how 6th grade was supposed to be 87 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I did 2 of them
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Rose hair 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The afterwards of that must have been a battlefield
Growing up with braces 61 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We found Satan
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Daniel Radcliffe sucks at his new job 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He was only raised by muggles until he was 11 and after that he was raised by muggles only during the summer,and he got a job in the Wizarding World so i mean...
The way my brain actually works 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So,Existential Crisis?
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she knew something was wrong! 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wait,my cat's name is not white cat.I meant "My white cat" xD
Great times 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Unless i'm hungry and you will not let me go to the fridge
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cat facts 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My fat cat rubs against my legs all the time :D
cat facts 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thought when my cat blinked slowly she was really annoyed.
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Read the first word of every line ;) 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I figured it out and then i read the title...i only knew it wold be that becuase my friend sent me a text like that once, except no butt stuff
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wonderful 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I take air. My hair will fabulously flow in the wind forever
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Vomiting in front of bad art 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nsfw?
I didn't choose the sims life, the sims life chose me 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I couldn't get to the bathroom in time so i peed myself and then pulled a mop out of my pocket and cleaned it
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Five Nights at Freddy's The Musical 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oh Markimoo
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Drug dealer 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The season ends in April
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And … it's gone! 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I once read the hat fic, which i am guessing is equally disturbing. Please do not read the hat fic i am already scarred from that
I regret nothing 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They're getting annoying :/
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Go back to Canada 49 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mineral?
Go back to Canada 49 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I say MURICAAAAAAA
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God I love tumblr 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK YEAH
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Idiot tries to pass off like she's farmer, gets called out by real farmer 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oh wow spelling two things wrong! That effects everything -_-
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Everyone hates England 38 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes.
Your eyes 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
(0___0)
Stop staring at me with those big ol' eyes
(.___.)
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