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I am oblivious. Forgive me Gaben 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The dollars from Steam power Valve to do absolutely nothing but make more hats
Universal paradox 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It feels less like a paradox, but more like an unalterable rule.
S*xy beast 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They should move outta the desert.
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He's right 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Of course their are moralistic ideas on why that is bad. No one wants to listen to them though..
Know your history 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Didn't the Jews reject Christ as their saviour? Isn't that why they crucified him?
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Ellen brings kids to a museum 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Huh, didn't know she brought them to the Science and Industry museum in Chicago.
ladies, 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What if someone is actually one of these things?
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Must go 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I sirpose nothing can top that class act.
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preach 38 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Lowering the pedastel to build up is just as stupid as cutting the foot off the blanket, and sewing it to the top, thinking that it will become longer
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This will be awesome 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Virtual reality. What I would give...
Nice cosplay, turtle 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'd love it know the person who has the balls to place sunglasses on a snapping turtle.
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Getting shown a little bit of affection 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Check your dancing privilege.
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Getting shown a little bit of affection 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Be really weird if a female did that, I'd expect a male bird to take the initiative.
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It's Just They Way It Is 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I get it, but it doesn't necessarily mean I'm happy to remember that character.
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First ride 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Life tip if you wanna avoid turbulence: Don't fly in small planes. Those are the worst.
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How to keep the Mormon's from knocking 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Imagine if a pair of Missionaries did knock on a door with this. Smiling politely all the while, trying to live with what they just did.
The smartest man alive 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A/C currents too.
Guess what? I made a jif out of it 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
People are really mean.
His son Scotty didn't even visit 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Britain's is a sad tale, one filled with many declarations of independence.
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the perfect response to a douchebag prank 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Equality is dead.
Kids 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
AMUSING
Best outcome to a wrong text 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How incredibly hilarious and awkward.
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People often ask me what being a transs*xual is like. 135 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mirrors now have another level of unprecedented awkwardness for me.
Hmm 121 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In all honesty, remember those dark, angry thoughts you have, those impulses where you want to hurt and damage others in ways that cause them to feel the anger you have inside of you? The desire to tear things and people down to the point where they are just as miserable as you are?
Yeah, that's who the Son of the morning is.
Satanism has a good set of rules that are generally morally good and would contribute to the world.
But the devil is a destroyer, a destroyer of people, twisting and deceiving until we are just as angry as he is in his misery.
Hypocrisy 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sad how all we create are hydras of a problem.
Philosophy vs. Religion 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A lot of phrases from some sources of the bible are references to certain ways of life. Mixing cloths could mean something else in a different context.
Let's Play The 'What If' Game..... 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The argument "But it's her body" falls short for me because the body that is being destroyed is not hers.
Do the job right the first time 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
True for anyplace where it snows frequently. After 3 hours of scraping the white stuff, guess what? You just won 3 more hours of working in the wet cold.
Something to keep in mind 131 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Now, if everybody followed abstinence, we wouldn't have problems like this.
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I'd definitely play this game ;) 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I get to have you open your bank account. Then your safe. And your house. I just wanna open things. Maybe even your mind.
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Do you ever get that feeling? 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This hurts me
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Dental mannequins are kind of terrifying 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The souls of the damned
Facebook (60000) 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It could also mean you could wank into it.
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He truly deserves some recognition 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure Tolkien thought of Sam as the real hero, just saying.
Equality 41 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't tear down someone and claim it builds up another person.
You Just Got Burned. Over B**bs. You Just Got B**b-Burned... 82 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pretty sure if we could fit dicks into our noses and ears, we'd hump those too.
Dad 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The infinite loop of the dad joke left us with little intact. Even our greatest scientists don't know if this great disaster will be resolved in this generation, much less later ones. But they knew how to take steps to prevent further calamities. It started with banning the wearing of socks and sandals. Clothes that could be associated with the trope of a father were all burned. Entire records of jokes, puns, and stories passed on by our fathers, were destroyed and countless memories with them as well, as we watched a regime rise to save us, but we watched horrified as it began to stifle us.
I am a resistor on this monopoly of a society. I am a survivor of the beginning of this spiral.
Greetings Reader.
I am Father.
Ribcage 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not what you wanted, but what you needed.
I told you so just doesn't cut it 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Keep in mind that nightmares are dreams too.
Books are the best 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Books getting waterlogged, having pages ripped out. Fire, extremist nutjobs who hate books...but it is incredibly satisfying to open a real honest book and read.
OMG DONT LOOK 30 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a spider that hunts other spiders. Helpful in some ways, but since it likes to wander around to eat, it does wind up in odd places.
Killer cow 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Disease.
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Wizards problems 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Or a dish cloth
The one night I'm not an insomniac 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Error, logs deleted.
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Pretty crazy 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Did they just kick him out of the ship or something to take this picture?
Bronies 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Welp, that's the internet for you. Morals and standards are really hard to come by here, if they aren't extinct yet.
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Russian's WW2 anti-air gun is very impressive 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I dunno man, the Mosin Nagant is pretty good rifle from what i've been told.
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microwaved a bannana 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Gelnanas friend. It's all gelnanas
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The size of that burger, heavy breathing 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
DELICIOUS I DEMAND ANOTHER!