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my inner grammar nazi is kicking in

Wow god is shaking hands with a statue of himself/his son!

Somehow the girl is cuter than the cat

10/10 would fuck

We shud also teeth creaeshunism in skool 2!

No 1 cuz satan iz an ident an supr stoopid liek atheests an terrorist mooslemz

One is stupid and fictional, the other is five nights at Freddy's

Gaez r so badd u r going to hel!

What's with all these shitty comics where people use over-used jokes and take selfies of themselves?

Adam and Eve were...
...not real and never existed

Unicorns r reel an stil alliev i c them everitym i prae to gawd

People like that would piss me off to much. I couldn't agree to do it

Evelooshin iz rong u ideots Reed da biebel

Wel mi relijin iz rite an urz iz rong dats y i dont wont 2 heer urz

I wonder what ancient Greeks yelled during sex. "Oh Zeus! Oh Ares!"

If i was ZEUS, i would too

I think this sounds great, but how do you know?

Syens haz gon 2 f-r becuz syens Suks! Jeezus iz da wae to go u ideotz

Americans tend to be dumb. And Im American!

So do you mean for me not to force my child to be bigoted and cruel to others? What?

Praying in a hospital is fucking ridiculous. "Oh thanks, god, for saving my husband! Not you doctors, you just stood there and did nothing!" Wtf?!

Gawd made him like that cuz he iz a devil! That man iz ugli and dezervs deth!

Cod gets boring really fast. Every game is the same. Although zombies makes it interesting. Advanced warfare takes the whole Exo suit thing to far

Why must we make cannabis illegal? Alcohol is actually dangerous, while marijuana has studies that show that it fights Alzheimer's! It's never caused any deaths because it isn't dangerous

Eat healthy and work out. Dont let people lie to comfort you. Do something about it!

Wow Christians are so smart!

Obama is no dictator, but I don't exactly agree with our government. People say its perfect and that's why it has lasted that long

I love this movie so much

The looters aren't protestors they are just assholes taking advantage of the chaos

If you agree with what those fucking Zionists are doing to these poor people, you need to get your priorities straight

I luv god and jezus! I'm gonna tel god that he shud send u to hel wen I pray to him!

I don't even understand the point of a marijuana breathalyzer. Wanna know how many deaths marijuana has caused? 0! If everyone would read just a little bit about it from a reliable source, it wouldn't be illegal

He would if he ever existed

Justin is a spoiled rich little brat and thats all he is ever going to be

Gyz itz an anjel of gawd and itz praezing hiz luv!