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Another exquisite example of the Fibonacci sequence.

I like how the fonts keep getting smaller.
Boss: "We need to add another item to the 'Do Not Flush' list."
Janitor: "What now? Someone's ex?"
Boss: ..........
Janitor: "Really?"

This happened to me. Not more than a week after I got married, my wife called me at work. She had found a feral kitten (about 2 months old according to the vet) and lured her into the house with bowls of cream and wanted to know if we could keep her. She was starving and scruffy and had huge ears. For some reason she latched onto me. If I stretched out on the couch, she was on my stomach. If I was on the floor reading a book, she was on my back. She walked around the block with me. We named her Topaz. She flew across the country with us when we moved to San Francisco and rode with us when we moved to Seattle. She lived to be almost 18. I miss her still.

Gorgeous

I don't know about you, but my vacuum cleaner has a headlight.

Looks like the '80s just reached Cameroon.

What are you waiting for, a written invitation?

Look at the FANGS man!

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Jesus the son of God?

Your son, I understand him completely.

Hawking drugs with side effects more dangerous than the problem they may or may not cure and ambulance chasers offering lawsuits

My chemistry teacher had 3 pit bulls that were some of the greatest dogs I've had the pleasure of knowing. I would wrestle with all of them and never had any fear of being harmed. The favorite thing for one of them was to drag a tree out of the woods and hang from it while we ran around the yard with the tree on our shoulders. I do miss those shenanigans.

Dude, run.

The Ship who Sang

Is this a Fox subsidiary?

Those are cooling towers.

What really pisses me off is, even with all the photographic evidence, there are now people claiming that the Holocaust never happened.

It's not the T-Rex you need to worry about, it's the Raptors.

I do hope that is Ryan's phone.

You're doing it wrong.

I don't know. Last time I was in a sauna it was with my girlfriend, several of her friends and my best friend with his girlfriend and several of her friends. This was in February and I spent half the time jumping in the river "for health reasons".

Is that the "Leave Britney alone" kid?

As the webmaster of several sights, I am doing this.

You are not alone.