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It could have been said by Ernesto Guevara or Stalin for all I know, so... giving it a higher moral value because Winston Fucking Churchill may not be that great.

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Anita Sarkeesian does not think that video games cause misogyny, she thinks that they perpetuate misogynistic standards in an even more effective way than other media. There's a HUGE difference between these two ideas.

Congrats, you have just created a scale to assign numerical values to men according to a very small range of completely subjective criteria. Can we stop and talk about what gender equality should really be?

textfromdog.tumblr.com for anyone interested.

You're 1 month late :)
Also, it's actually a repost here. It's not of great importance, but I can say that I have done this myself for my significant other. It took me about one hour, because I wanted to be as precise as possible for the cuts and insisted on measuring everything. I had only 4 different colours, and the final object is still really nice.

Fact #2 is totally wrong, because that's not how gravity works.

The Simpsons one is actually the sexiest.
DON'T JUDGE ME.

My girlfriend actually does this for every meal and sends the photos to her mother, who wants her to eat well and gain a few pounds, because she is worried about her losing weight.
Don't judge too quickly :)

Once again, the vast majority of the oxygen we breathe is actually produced underwater, mostly by bacteria. Still, trees are essential to the Earth's ecosystems, which we are a part of, so... Yeah, too bad we have evolved into a whole species of ignorant d-bags.

That's the cutest thing I have read this year.

Narcissistic psychopaths.

Therefore, let's find 1) a way to get children to understand what education is all about, and 2) a way of grading children on their progress and honesty.

Hmmmm, sorry but how are "weight" and "appearance" on the list? Most people can change their weight (not all of them, but most of them), and part of what is called "appearance" can be changed at will. Ignorant bitch-faced assholes are also the ones who will judge you and despise you over those things, because why the fuck do they care about you wearing different clothes or hating makeup? Screw these too.

"$30000 euros"

If it's humor, it sounds a bit like "FUCK YOU, VEGS!", which is pretty lame in my (non-vegetarian) opinion.

As long as there are scientifically illiterate people willing to believe any shit, the "debate" will not end. But it's not a debate. A debate is when opinions can be discussed, but a truth is not open to debate. It's like "debates" about whether or not evolution is real, or about the impact of human activity on climate change. (Thinking of some John Oliver here: "Which number is greater, 15 or 5? Do owls exist? Are there hats?")

Plus, this has been done by someone who knows the sentence "Beam me up, Scotty" has never been said in that exact order in the original series!

"THIS IS NOT TUMBLR" <3

Funny how the genocides we learn the most things about are those we were not directly responsible for.

A registered user of such a useless website stating shit like "Improve yourself" is kind of funny. Still, I agree that being obese can be fucking dangerous ("morbidly obese" is the kind of phrase that speaks for itself), but this example is not well chosen in my opinion.

As for climate, food and existence of a breathable atmosphere, however...

The OP is the worst attempt at philosophy, poetry and/or thinking in general that I have ever read in my life. I'm so glad this "hotcommunist" came and save the day.

Monday night: "YEAH, YEAH, WOOP, WOOP, WHY YOU ALL IN MY EAR? Talkin' a WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT THAT I AIN'T TRYIN' TO HEAR! GET BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!" (the giant dollar sign hung to my neck goes bling-bling with each rhyme)
Tuesday night: "I SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN, UNTIL BRAINS SEEP IN, THROUGH THE CRACKS, BLOOD DOES LEAK!" (headbanging until I pass out)
Wednesday night: "KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH KRRRSH!" (bad human beatbox cover of an harsh-noise/industrial track, stroboscope set at high speed)
Thursday night: "Aaaaaall iiiiis full of loooooove, you just ain't receiving-- aaaaaaal iiiiis full oooof looooove..." (older child's reaction: "what the fuck, dad?")

"Creature"? Let's use another word, like "animal" or "living being", maybe.
Also, gorillas have behavioral patterns, logical thoughts and emotions very close to that of a human being, so it's a shame that no one expected something other than an unexpected bloody dinner scene from such a "creature".

Yeah, guess what? I actually choose what to read and watch, and I learn way more shit by spending 1 hour here, 1 hour on FB and 2 hours on the rest of the Internet than by watching 4 hours of the stupid shit we're served on TV. I have discovered a new band today, as well as information about a major political affair in another country than mine, and a lot of information about four different topics on Cracked. What could I possibly have learned by watching TV?

Replace the moving background with pictures of a colonoscopy to get the infamous "Beats by Dre" effect.

Cars and big watches?
I'm actually not impressed. My life goal is to be wise, not to become a rich douchebag.

How is this considered more interesting than an elephant's prosthetic leg?
A FUCKING ELEPHANT FUCKING PROSTHETIC FUCKING LEG. HELLO?

And 6 subway lines are exceptionally running between 10PM and 5AM for the New Year's Eve.
But only in Paris...

Was she 16 when these photos were taken?

The last sentence is kind of weird. Imagine yourself answering by just putting the words in another order: "Yes, I wish wanting to drop out".

"just ten minutes before bed"
already in bed

"All swords shown may not be historically accurate in size, scale, naming, or shape."
What is the point of this image, then? I wanted to learn something accurate. Screw you, Internet.

I love breakcore, and this was highly disappointing.
(Just kidding, this video is perfect. Already watched it about a hundred times.)

I'm a man who does this, because I know too well how it feels to be the guy that no one will listen to. I feel like I'm helping my own kind.

According to the dates on their Wikipedia pages, reincarnation takes about two months.
What the fuck happens during these two months?

I remember the first time when I watched this scene. My parents were with me, of course, and when the "You're my friend, I love you" bit came up, my father leaned to me and whispered "It's okay, boys can cry too."

This kid will go places. I'm actually terrified that all the others sincerely think they cannot live without television.

I'm a terrible person for having laughed at this unexpected failure.

Nope, 1D fans are uneducated swine that should be confronted with real music.

A meatball with Onion, please.