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New photos from Marvel's Doctor Strange! 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Okay I'm really flippin' excited thanks
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Why lie? 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
get you to get up faster. I've wondered about this for a long time too, and this is my humble conclusion.
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When people in school say i have no fashion-sense 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Someone said this to me the other day
Our school has uniforms
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WTF should I do? 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Should I stay or should I go now?
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So I spilt my coffee at work 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
... Hellsing?
Chionophile 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Finally, a word
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Every monday morning 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Please what adorable anime is this
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This teacher has a new method for teaching anatomy 39 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And on that day, humanity received a grim reminder
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Uncultured swine 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Calm down there Satan
Oh wait
We are scary people 31 comments
guest · 8 years ago
AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED!
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The coloring of this horse! 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Manson...? Is that you?
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Asian grading system 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
'C' is average? No way.
This gif 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Makes me think of what it's like to have insomnia. Like, just when you fall into sleep, you just find yourself awake again.
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How an atom works 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thank you! We just started atomic studies in science and this is actually so cool and relevant
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Anyone else? 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I find it frustrating thAT THE TEXT ISN"T CENTERED
Why don't vampires suck d*cks? 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I can hear the porn directors starting to write
Cute baby bat 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Lil' Drac, that's the cutest thing I've seen in centuries
Spider Pig 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Spider Cochon, Spider Cochon, il peut monter au plafont.
Est0ce qu'il peut faire une toile? Bien sure que non, c'est un cochon.
Voilaaa, Spider Cochon est laaaaa!
The key to stalking is not to be obvious 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Don't blink
I already hoard puppies 157 comments
guest · 8 years ago
... pianos?
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Caroline Louise von Schonberg - the mummy that was buried alive 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If the legend's true, then her death is all the more sad thanks to her hands being like that. It shows that she gave up and simply waited for death to take her.
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The intruder 52 comments
guest · 8 years ago
it grinned like a hyena at a wounded antelope. It laughed in my face, screaming and wailing like a chorus from hell. It shook and shuddered with the force of its convulsions, and I could hear its irregular heartbeat, see how it pumped through its caved-in torso of naught but thin, black, rotten flesh. Goosebumps ran over my body as I tried to calm myself. But I couldn't close my eyes, and all I could see was its twitching, laughing body looming over me. I didn't close my eyes for the rest of the night. When the first ray of light appeared in my bedroom, the Intruder stuck out a blood red forked tongue and licked my nose, let out another ringing cackle, and fell on top of me as a pile of black bones, the weight of which I could feel, then dissolved into sand and blew away.
And I will bet you any money, it'll come back tonight.
Save me.
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The intruder 52 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This screwed me over, guys. I have sleep paralysis. I had it last night. I saw the Intruder.
It was one of my worst bouts yet. I was laying in bed with my head pointed at the ceiling, sleeping peacefully, until my heart skipped a beat and my eyes flew open. That's when, from the very corner of my vision, a flicker of movement among the shadows caught my attention. My heart was pounding and I couldn't blink, much less turn away.
Then came a blink of light. Its eye was turned on me, glaring, unwavering. The lithe body with too many unsightly joints crept onto the end of my bed. I felt its cold, black flesh on my feet, heard its chainsaw-breathing from an open mouth with hundreds of glinting fangs. I broke out into a cold sweat and felt like passing out. I was offered no such solace from the demon.
The Intruder reached a clawed hand and ran its revolting hand through my hair, scraping my scalp. Bringing its hellish face closer to mine, its spiderweb hair scratching my face like hay,
Elephant sketch my friend made, she spent over 60 hours on it 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hardly a sketch at that level of brilliance!
Is this even possible? 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But I can't download the latest Firefox. Great.
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Mona lisa by del prado 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
At least this eliminates the possibility of it being a secret portrait of da Vinci himself, unless this gy also knew about the plan and just kind of copied what his master was doing
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No fear 94 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Speak in public
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Something good 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, the first Guest is correct in this sense. Allow me to explain.
"Everyday" is an adjective, meaning common, routine, and cannot be used without a subject in the same sentence. However, placing a "the" in front of "everyday" is perfectly acceptable, giving it the meaning of "all that it common."
This comic, however, should have used "Every day" seeing as they were trying to convey the fact that each passing day may not be a good one, but there's something good in each day.
So please, second Guest and all those who upvoted you and downvoted the other, do some basic research before calling anyone other than yourself a moron.
Reading The Fault In Our Stars 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
#reaching chapter eight
Black chicken 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Magnificent motherclucker
Hump nails 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
plEASE DON'T LET THIS BE A THING
SAVE THE CHILDREN
SAVE THEIR SOOOOUUUUUULS
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For you, is it art or vandalism? 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Both. Art that placed somewhere without the consent of the place's owner is vandalism, but that doesn't reduce its artistic qualities.
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16 types of rings you didn't know had names 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Promise rings/purity rings don't have to have any religious symbol on them, though. Mine is just three small diamonds (representing the Holy Trinity) put together in the form of a heart between two diamond-studded vines. However, if you didn't know that the three diamonds represent the Holy Trinity, then to you it'd just look like some pretty ring. Just wanted to mention it in case you see some thirteen-year-old with a purity ring and assume that it's an engagement ring just because of its design.
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Just sayin 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Let's take all the people who don't know the difference between "Let's" and "Lets" and put them in an English class!
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Match stick maths 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Take one match from the nine, make it a three, move it to the one, make it a seven, BAM four plus three equals seven.
I can't stop watching it 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love the blue so much like
"WEEEAAAAAAAA"
My unpopular opinion 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's a thing in Canada; once you pass a certain age, you have to recertify every few years.
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Just a leaf 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is pisses me off to no extent
Like I know it's just a leaf
So why is it impossible to see it as one
Holy crap that's like a perfect metaphor for life and how we perceive people and things
Wow I love this leaf
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21st century vampires 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
We've been found out
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would you sleep here for one night? 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
One night? Darling I'd stay in there forever! My bed ain't in some whimsical forest with thick trees and mist! It ain't got that royal friggin bed cover! My bed don't look like the hammock of the gods hon give me the coordinates imma go there now
I'm getting old 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
A fine tribute 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He's not dead! He's pining for the fjords!
Impressive tissue paper stop motion 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Someone who knows Japanese, can you translate the stuffensies at the end?
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Chocolate train 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
... //pulls out blow dryer
On this day, I fought the greatest self-control battle of my life 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I wouldn't have stopped myself
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When I suddenly remember I have ice cream in the freezer 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME KIND STRANGER
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is perfect for today. My friend's father just passed and today was the funeral. They played this song.
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Well f*ck 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Satan
Rip chris kyle 54 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm really sorry, it's not that I don't respect the guy, it's just that he killed all those people, including innocents if the movie is any bit true, in a war that the U.S. themselves started to gain oil. Rest in peace and all that, but let's not get carried away. Killing is murder no matter how you slice it.