Comments

i want one, where can i get one??

"have you got a moment to talk about our Lord Savior, Jesus Christ?"

This I shouldn't be writing down.

*surrenders not only fingers but heart as well*

i want a sloth

brb crying

to quote fucking tumblr "the day i dress for a man, id the day they put me in my coffin to meet jesus" we dont wear makeup for men, we wear makeup for US. I wear makeup because it makes me feel more confident, i dont wear it to "attract males for sex". if i want to wear no makeup, i can, and if i want to fucking cake myself in makeup i can. its not "lying" to men if we wear makeup....tbh, if a man thinks i have naturally flawless skin, and i was born with mascara and lipgloss and eyeliner then they are fucking idiots. rant over.

my anaconda don't

but its better if you do....in my ass
ok then

jay z looks FIERCE

sweet baby jesus those are some feelsy feels right there

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

that's it troy.....eat away your feelings....

sweet baby jesus son of a gun god dammit *internally dies* *goes to heaven* *sees hiddledowny as god* *dies again*