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I actually had a three year relationship that started when I was a baker at donut shop and I gave a customer two extra donut holes. He figured I must have given him the extra because I thought he was cute so he asked me out. I actually gave all the afternoon customers extra because I was going to throw them out anyway.

And, in this version of the story, Rudolph lives the rest of his life alone and bitter. I kind of like the original story where Rudolph is forgiving and lives happy ever after. Maybe that's why real life doesn't have happy endings...everyone is so fucking committed to being offended by everything, nobody can get on with their lives and be happy.