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People in America sued Red Bull because it didnt give them wings and guess what? They won and got millions.

Your hair also gets very thin if you have a lot of muscles. My brother trains his legs and you can see that there is hardly any hair on the upper leg, but has more hair around his ankles ( sorry, bad english)

You know Venus? not the planet, but the black hole next to Uranus.
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I'm sorry, I HAD TO DO THAT.

I was away for 5 weeks, *insert rainbow*

Oh MY GawD I really love this!!

SO THATS WHY I HAVE SO MANY SIBLINGS.

What if the egg wasnt fertilized?
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I wonder what happens when the person in the inflatable huge waterball runs out of oxygen..

HAHHAHAHAHAHA I DONT KNOW WHY I LAUGHED TOO HARD MAIGAWD

Cats get more kittens per labour, right?

WHERE IS THE LOKI CHARM?

What if a guy and a girl did the same, would it be cute or disguisting?

LOKI!!!!!

Maybe he is, but has kept it secret. Maybe he is that guy who saves random orphans in countries as Syria, maybe he is a secret superhero, or a superderp.

What is that guy doing with his arm on the back??

Reminds me of the hair of Austin Miller of: Lets go Quintuplets!
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Its property of the government, if the island is in the waters of the country. You can buy it from them, they make is available for privatisation (dont know how you say it in english). Then there is this whole island-business.
Lets all put our money together and buy one, and build a huge mansion in it and party all springbreak..

Your finances are no game, they are a joke.

They do use plastic surgery, facelifts, botox and a very strict diet! I would want to look exactly like my age in the future, actually..
they are surely beautiful.

time in *

One timein primary school, a teacher gave us a practice test, and all the answers were B. When everyone was freaking out, and had different anwers. he told us to trust ourselves when we think is the right answers. However, there was this one fucker who put everything on B because he didnt care, he got the candy bar.

I am just sad cuz she cut her pretty hair! Liam broke up because of her change, and they looked so cute together, so much to pay for being yourself...

WHERE IS THE 'BUY NOW' BUTTON?

I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FATHER, BUT THE BROTHER AND DAUGHTER?

In the middle east, a lot of people try to do something (like treating dinner or giving compliment), and the other is always like ''No, let me pay'', or ''no, you are good'' and they start an argument! So when I read this, not sure if I am supposed to laugh at this...

He is a sexy ginger.

If Tom wasnt Loki, then the movie would suck.

Moral of the picture:
FRIENDS may be able to lift you up...
BUT
If they see an easier way, they won't hesitate to let you down just to make themselves feel accomplished.

Okay, look at the Lion King poster again, then see if you can see the back of a woman in her undies as the nose of the lion... Ignore the eyes, and the mouth looks like a set of butts. On top the manes looks like her eyes..
Childhood ruined.

IS THIS POSSIBLE????

Cant stop laughing wauw XD

Remember when Coulson introduces himself to Thor, and Thor is like ''Listen, Son of Coul''