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I got that fortune a couple months ago! It's now taped to the dry-erase board in my room

An old Scottish law, right? But she can only propose if she's wearing a red petticoat, to kind of "warn" her man. And if he says no, he's got to buy her either a silk gown, or a dozen pairs of gloves, so she isn't as sad at being turned down, or can hide her ringless finger from the world while she hides her shame.

World War Z! :D

"tempting to fellow married men"

Not crying. It's just raining on my face...inside. Perfectly normal.