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Sharks Aren’t Really That Bad 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

[cries in left handed]

Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, there's a creature like this except it's 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Looks more like a monkey face I guess combined with horse

guest · 5 years ago

When I was in the US, a kinda hillbilly looking old man asked me how tall I was (because I'm kinda tall I guess, for a woman at least). So I told him I'm 178cm tall and that I don't know how how much that is in feet and inches because I'm from Europe. So he proceeded to pull out a piece of paper and pen and write down the calculations because he knew what the conversion rate was. I was a bit baffled but he seemed friendly so I just looked as he calculated how tall I am in Murican units. Turns out it's between 5'10" and 5'11".

Pancake made in a rice cooker 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Update I made it and it was glorious
Sorry for necrobump but I recommend trying this 100%

The best view to wake up to 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

The power 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Insert "Is it possible to learn this power" meme

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Reflection of a car lines up perfectly with another 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Whoa trippy

Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments

guest · 5 years ago

"without whites you'd all still be in the iron age"
How ironic of you to say that as your opinions are the only thing here actually stuck in the iron age

Now you have cancer! 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Well, he is. Stop crying and get on a treadmill, soldier!

Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Because Indians are, anthropologically speaking, Caucasoid. And the terms Caucasian and white are so often used interchangeably you don't even have to stretch the definition to claim that Indians are technically part of the "white people".
Not that these arbitrary categories mean anything, especially now that the lines between them are blurring thanks to globalization, but y'know. Technically.

Thong sandals brah 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Lol yeah reminds me of I won't wear a jacket by Gus Johnson

The Evolution of Garbage Trucks 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Also it's *DemonRats
Yes I've seen Republicans call Democrats "DemonRats" unironically. It's kinda sad how bad of a nickname that is but then again, what can one expect from the Boomer party

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The Evolution of Garbage Trucks 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

C'mon I'm sure they're making a joke about how conservatives think everything they don't like is the end of the world

Not matter how cool might be, you will never be as cool as this alligator 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Cooligator

He Don't give no F**k! 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

But don't those take like 20 minutes to dry?

Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Indian food is *technically* white people food.

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Just don't forget your kids here, please 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I've never had that happen from hotel toiletries and they don't smell that bad. What kind of hotels do you stay in?

Insta had me dead 23 comments

guest · 5 years ago

ha! Good one

Who else wonders 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Probably a Wall Street insurance fraudster lol

Insta had me dead 23 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Beauty and the Beasts.
Although they're more like... all beasts. Sooo Beasts without Beauty?

Just don't forget your kids here, please 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Well it'd end up in the trash anyway so why not

Oh uh 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Oof

Ooohhhh my god, I love this community 15 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Oh hey my random ass 4 year old comment made it into a post!
That's more fame than any of my actual posts had lol

Prison 14 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Lol, not really I just think anti-SJWs have gotten just as ridiculous as the SJWs. They're both just throwing shit and each other and then saying "well our side is better because our shit stinks less"

That would change things a lot 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I don't see how getting skinny changes your brow ridge but okay

Prison 14 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Garyd seems like the type of person to create fake "sjw" tweets and then use them as proof that "the sjws are always outraged about everything"

Jesus chrysler 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Hate to be that guy but I think you were

Aaaah, my youth 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

No I just feel a teensy bit warmer

All american brand 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I still can't believe this actually happened. Of all the shitty fast food they chose McDonald's, the shittiest of all

Jesus chrysler 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He died for your rims

Living on through diaries and doodles 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I thought this was just mildly interesting but the chicken in trousers broke me

Uber-lution 15 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Well it wasn't like they were just reptiles, they were a combination of both kinda

I guess he forgot he’s a movie star 50 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Right wingers when a celebrity has right wing views: Yeahhhhhh! See, the famous person agrees with us, let's make them president!
Right wingers when a celebrity has left wing views: Fuck off, stay out of politics, you're just a celebrity, nobody cares about your opinion!
The hypocrisy is astounding.

Just saying 12 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Dinesh d'Souza, really? Might as well watch Infowars, same level of bullshittery.

Ted Talk - The power of nipples 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Nipples don't get perked when you're horny, they get perked by external influences like the cold or touch. They're designed to get perked when a baby wants to suck on them, it's not a sexual thing, that's just how our culture views them.

True Women of Valor 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Sure. Complain about them on the internet some more, it will give you suuuuuuch a moral high ground. You're so different from them, the hardworking guy who spends his day...moaning about the kids these days...on the internet...Oh. You're doing the same shit you bitch about, hmm.

They actually do! 28 comments

guest · 5 years ago

That's really good too but I just love the crunch of the almonds.

Just saying 12 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Some old people act like every single young person is always offended. Some young people act like every single old person is a bigot.
Also mrsuperman doesn't know what the party switch was.

They actually do! 28 comments

guest · 5 years ago

#allolivesmatter
That's not a political statement, I just really like olives. Especially when they're filled with almonds.

Buetexids nyeclila dovio 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Also somehow Angola

True Women of Valor 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Teens not worried about being killed is a bad thing now?!

Politicians these days 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Because they won't be able to return to their job once the shutdown is over?
IDK I'd rather work for free temporarily and hope the shutdown will end soon rather than go through the whole job hunt carousel gain.

Politicians these days 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

"but that's what happening to federal employees" is false now?
*Checks username* oh nevermind it's princessmonstertruther

No politics here 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

There's not enough space, I'd need a 100 comments to give you a proper lecture, but for starters look up qualified majority and blocking minority, and also the ordinary legislative procedure. And while you're at it just fucking Google how the EU works. They have a "for dummies" style guide on their own website, that's how much they're trying to educate all the eurosceptic idiots ("Institutions and Bodies" on Europa.eu) problem is half of them don't bother reading it and the other half can't read

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Just friends 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

You invite, you pay, unless agreed upon otherwise. Being a spiteful, petty baby when things don't go your way is probably one of the reasons why nobody wants to date you.

No politics here 17 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Lol whenever someone goes on a rant about how Brussels is dictating this and that, you know they have no idea how the EU works.

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When You're Destined To Become An Anime Protagonist 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I know a guy who has that on a spot in his hair and also on his lashes. So half of his eyelashes on one eye are white. It's fascinating.

*surgeon lets out girly shriek* 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Is the image related? Don't they, like, have to shave your head for the surgery?

Yeah, man. Sure 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago