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I don't see any tea!

When I cross my eyes, I see three of those thingies, and when I then uncross them the middle one splits into two (making a total of 4), which slowly go to the outer two, making it just those 2 again.
Is that what's meant to happen?

It's a Dutch tv show. The 'chinese woman' is Wendy van Dijk in disguise. She's a Dutch actrice, but she interviews celebs as 'Ushi' and asks real dumb and awkward questions.

The Dutch word is 'aardappel' which also means 'earth apple'

If that photo was taken everyday of the year, howcome there arent't 365 suns?

Holland is #2!! :D

Morgan Freeman though

The 3d one isn't an asymptote. It's a hyperbola...

We've also got the Smurfs in the Netherlands. And Miffy is Nijntje in Dutch

I'm 14 as well.

'I'm going to tell my parents !!!'

Ik ook! :D

exactly. Lego means 'I read'

Who's that girl donkey kong's holding?

*Didn't buy or *Haven't bought

Poli isn't many in Latin. But in Greek you've the word polus, which means much...

me too

Same right here.... But I'm a 14 y/o girl...

pureblood!!!

Or when the sequel will get released in 2 months and you sit there..... waiting... crying...

My uncle is 6'7"

I even think I'm pregnant when I'm late... and I've never had sex...

Who would be a fan of someone doing nothing all day. Who eats alot, constandly looks on funsubstance, and who has an annoying younger sister who is a uge fan of 1D and is screaming and laughing at her laptop right now because Niall got a whatsapp during his tweetcam! Dafuq is wrong with the person who is a fan of me!

Genius!

I was drunk with a cat because I was horny!

Grey Hound

I get it, and I'm 14

Looks like slices of bread

*You're

Maine Coons are also very large cats. (Main Coon males - 15 to 25 lbs. Females - 10 to 15 lbs)

Your rotten body has a pretty tiny penis.... ;) Just saying

Yeey! Holland & Belgium rock! :D (But especially Holland, since I'm Dutch ;))

Oz the Great and Powerful (Just 10 minutes ago)

I only do 3 of the girl stuff things (and I'm a (14 y/o) girl).

Dutchies are the best!!! Btw I'm one of them... (We're very modest ;))

Even cooler.... Walk op to someone and just say something like this "Heey, nice to see you again. Still gay?" (Especially cool when he/she is with his/her wife/husband or colleagues..)