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Want 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
With them looking at their shirts, it seems like they got dress in the dark and are looking to see who they got. Photo could have been done much better.
John ya cheeky guy 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's not their graves... those are the pharos tombstones...
(1) Tumblr 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
WHEEE!!!
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(1) Tumblr 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What did the snail say from the turtles back?
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The kansas city public library 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Structurally, it looks like the one off Minneapolis St in KCK but I was there within the last 6 mo getting a rare book & it didn't look like this.
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The kansas city public library 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I was just thinking that! I live in KC and have cards to the 7 library districts (not including university or the private one.) I don't recognize this!
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The carpet is alive 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Terry Pratchett has a book called "The Carpet People" where little being live and build a civilization in the carpets. terrypratchett books.com/in dex.php/books /the-carpet-p eople
Great idea to save money 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
PBS woman is Suze Orman, not Susan something-or-ruther.
Great idea to save money 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Nope. Not a great idea to save money, nor even a good one. That money has to come from some where. Those 5$ didn't magically appear in his wallet. He had to go to the ATM and with drawl more money that was spent down to 5$ increments. What this tells us is that he goes to the ATM allot (to get money that eventually turns to 5$), shops allot, and had over 3000$ laying around his house. I mean, he has to shop enough to get three 5$ back each day of the year to save this much up. As Dave Ramsey & the PBS lady Susan something-or-ruther would say, he need to control his spending rather then try for silly schemes.
Tall people have it hard 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
When I meet tall men, I have to tell them, "I have to try you on" and give them a great big hug b/c my brother has the best, most all encompassing hugs.
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Tall people have it hard 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
OMG! I think that's my brother.
Starbucks mothafukka 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She forgets that Earth is the only planet that we KNOW has Chocolate on it.
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Saw this today, it made me happy 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
There is the fact that new bottles are easier to crush so they take up less room.
Ayy lmao 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The leader is thinking VERY backwards... Like Jesus backwards. All hope and love and forgiveness. I like him. He's positive. He says, yes, Homosexuality is a sin but they're human first and we all sin and we're all humans. So lets love them, hope they do better in the future but we love & forgive them.
In non-mainstream religions, there is an influx of gay people b/c its hard to stay Judeo-Chrisian-Muslum when the religion professes to hate you and what you are. Its hard to be apart of an organization that reviles you. So they're loosing belivers.
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Not cool, mom 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Get one of those waste paper baskets just like it, ask if that "cup" is also OK. Then put in a plastic liner and use it to mix up cocktailes.
Big men are usually just big kids 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The upside is *no one* is going to steal his pillow. They'll tease him about it but they won't steal it.
To me that sounds much better than having to socialize. 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
At least he alreay has a hobby planned. Being a stay at home parent without one is just asking for trouble.
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How to properly sell monitors 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That one isn't half bad. Though you have to wonder about who made the video... How many hours of He-man do you have to watch to sync this video up to clips?
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Awesome water gun fight in South Korea 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They being fire fighters...
Awesome water gun fight in South Korea 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think they win!
Grip strength 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Got my brother the gorrilla one. After he broke it (he does strong man) returned it to Walmart as defective. They were like "how did you???" Next time, I should have my 98 lbs friend return it.
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Weird family 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
So my brother & his wife announced they are pregnant and we're talking with them via skype. I tell them that I'm going to be that weird aunt. My brother says "You haven't met her sisters yet..." He looks at his wife for a minute, she smiles back at him and raises an eye brow. He turns to me and says "yeah, you'll be that crazy weird aunt. No question."
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SIKE! 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Notice, they do this to Aquaman and not Batman. Cause Batman will $*&^ their %^*%$ up.
True 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Umm. That's actually true. You fuck and 9 months later a virgin pops out.
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Oh, the fifties 31 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We have to go back!
Bad day? Here, have some kittens! 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The local animal shelter has a puppy room. If you're having a bad day, that is the BEST place in the world. And i'm not a dog person.
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But I really enjoy them a lot 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I have the same issue with cartoons. I watch many shows like Heros, Lost, Supernatural, Dr Who, Walking Dead... shows that have layers and complex plots and take an hour. I watch TMNT & Monsters vs Aliens & others as brain candy.
Only at Wal-Mart 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Don't mock him. He's dressed nicely and doesn't have weird things hanging off him or offensive colors. The only "strange" thing about him is that he's wearing a skirt with pants. I never understood that. Wearing a skirt with tight leggings to hide inadvertant camel toe, yeah, but skirt with pants is different.
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Strange encounters. 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I've actually done this to a couple people too. I have no idea who they are but I think they're familure so I just hug them, ask how they've been, and wonder...
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Strange encounters. 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I have this problem all the time.
Well damn! 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
At a job I was working, they had a HUGE project due and we were working MASSIVE OVERTIME. I forgot to pay the electricity bill but I was so busy that I didn't get a chance to pay it for 2 more weeks. The apartment complex asked me about it when I dropped off my rent. My boyfriend then told me it'd been more like a month but didn't have the heart to tell me anything.
When you see it... 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Whoopiiee-freaken-doo
Sounds good to me. 44 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I love how the guys sound like they're half gay too. "oh you!"
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This dog is ready to swim 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We taught my neice to swim. She uses a clip belt with pool noodle peices on them. You can easily cut a pool noodle with a butcher knife. Then put a couple on a dog harness & boom. Floating pup.
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BIG Eater - 48Kg Woman 33 comments
guest · 10 years ago
How much would it cost to become her? We need to reserch and duplicate this. America... we can do it!
Waiting on hold 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
There is a slew of instances like this. Just stop paying the bill... They'll stop it pretty quick.
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Young gentleman… 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You may want to invest in "talkign to your kids about sex" by Dear Abby. & look up proper condom usage on the internet. Besides it being funny, he may need the help in about 10 years.
Yes he is ! 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Nope. Not boyfriend matieral. I mean, just look at the dishes pile!
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(√ ) REKT 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think this was intended more towards students like me. I printed up WAY TOO many pages of stuff that was basicly word porn.
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I give you 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Gotta hand it to teen age asian to make Metal happy upbeat & cute. Actually, I think this is more Fusion then Metal.
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And just like that 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My foster brother used to yell at me for talking to old people. I love them! They talk back! And the talk, not insult and ridicule me for hours on end.
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I can't be the only one who thinks this is wrong 52 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The reason is we are making american kids stupid. And the gun isn't dangerous. Its the bullets you have to watch out for, and like the kinder egg, they're small & a choking hazard so arn't sold to kids. Did you know all USA vaccumes are made not to suck too much b/c kids used to put them on faces and suck out organs?
Flying peac*cks 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Crap. I used "they're" instead of "their." sorry grammer natzies.
Flying peac*cks 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Um. They are a mythical beast. They are the favored pet of Hera, the greecian goddess of marrage. Her most faithful servent was killed and so she took his 100 eyes and put them on her peacock's feathers. So when you see those amazing feathers, they're a mythical memorial to a faithful servent who died while doing his duty. Like our vetrens & they're memorials.
This is great. 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I love the drawings & some people did amazing with the photoshopping. If I had the skill, I'd do one better. A picture of the parents holding the baby. With the baby's head on the one side like it is, it looks like she could be laying on her mother's breast or snuggling into daddies chest.
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Not giving any f*cks 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Smart dog. Smart owner. He's guarding his master's beer.
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School advice 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ah... so Swag is a different name or acronym of piss & shit. Since when you're sagging, it means your diper is full.
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Hit me while watching Aladdin with my younger cousins today 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
1940-196?'s instead of having sex, they danced.
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When you can’t find your shoes 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I have planter facitis & bone spurs. Heals like these are the only shoes I can wear without pain.
Black science man speaks the truth 32 comments
guest · 10 years ago
PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET! It is classified as a "dwarf planet." So when it was reclassified, I learned about hundreds of new planets in our solar system. All of them named after FEMALE deities. Like Eris, Ceres, Vesta, & others. To greco-roman pagans, this was like finding out there really is a Santa Claus.
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