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Every election season 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Which party do I vote for if I wanna vote for [X]?"
- actual quote from my school.
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French speaker would get it 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Damn,vous better be carefull using informal speach,vous
(Vous = you en français)
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Coolest dad of the year 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Damn, that'd be an awesome party!
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Can't prove nuttin 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Kha'jiit has many wares for sale, if you have the coin...
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I'm f**ked 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
... Why would you want your girlfriend to have sex with someone else when your gone? Your just asking for her to leave you if you do that...
Mind blown 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What is this number supposed to be for?
Burn so hot it broke the kelvin scale 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Flying Peni-
You mean Lord Cthulu?
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Burn so hot it broke the kelvin scale 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But what about the Motive? We still need to find the Serial Murder... They're still out there...
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Ill = Doctor, PC broke = IT guy and so on 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No, that they are hungry/ thirsty. U talkin smack bout timmies, thefandomisrising? We's gonna get our penguins and toques and fuck up some shiyet
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For everyone on the east coast 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hurricane Hwakeen
When people say 'But you don't look sick/ disabled.' 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes, I'm sure if that if you are clinically depressed, that parking spot is not ment for you, rather someone with severe arthritis or some one whom is partially paralyzed. Sorry.
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I got you, babe 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thats actually very intelligent and smart for 2 wolves to do. Go Naturwissenschaften!
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Large numbers of highly toxic bluebottle jellyfish have washed ashore in Australia 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How dangerous Australia is: Exhibit #354482
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Dogs and their stuffed animal form 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I love doggies ^~^
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Wait wat? 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
¿Impossiblé?
for some reason this makes me feel sick 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No wonder mail always arrives fucking broken, thanks UPS
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Tiny lil scorpion 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The smallest scorpions are the most posionous
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The string theory 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't think your know what string theory is...
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Mathematics 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
ooh, thats pretty interesting.
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Harley playing with Batman 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
he he ^_^
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This is you at work 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm a boatswain in the canadian navy... I hardly do this, i'm usually running around the ship operation various procedures...
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Space makeup 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Please no h8,m8 I only wanted to make an obvious and and stupid joke
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Space makeup 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Can I put my dick in your... Black Hole?
Hehe
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When I have kids someday 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thinm you'll traumatize them even more by keeping a freakin bear trap in the livingroom at christmas eve, better yet leaving chicken skin and blood on the ground around it...
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M'aiq Wishes You Well 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I give you 14 skooma for this great post
SEASON 9 TODAY 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
;) watching the marathon now as I types this comment ;)
Sapphires and Rubies are the same stone in different colors 78 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is the difference between pokemon sapphire and pokemon ruby? K, thanks!
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I tend to be a neutral good-chaotic good kind 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hank schraeduh
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How to be a d*ck 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't understand anything tht they just said... Help plz?
Will be preparing for an important guest 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure thats what they'd do if they were serving soup. :)
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Will be preparing for an important guest 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
:( why so mean?
*hushed tone* Papa France, please... 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
... I can guarantee that your country has white on its flag... Nearly every country does, other than Germany, China, etc
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This is adorable <3 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Flawless logic. +10 points to gryffondor!
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What are your thoughts? 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ughggg, fucking tumblr
Bald man are weird :p 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
.... Since when are guys with long hair gay? If anything, guys with shorty hair would be more likely gay, as they'd wish to look well groomed to get da bois
I just found this gem on facebook 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He he its funny because I'm a gamer and i am gay
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Horrible Isn't It? 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
...is asexual...
2015 in Science (so far!) 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We've known there are more planets beyond pluto for several years now... Thats old news
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Ocean exoplanet GJ 1214B is a never ending ocean 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, Gliese 1214B's oceans are highly pressurized and large chunks of the ocean are filled with Water-formed Plasma, and Ice VII. The average temperature of GJ 1214B is
120–282 °C, being close to its parent star, and being constantly hit with solar radiation. If life does exist on GJ 1214B, it's going to be very different than anything we've seen.
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Ocean exoplanet GJ 1214B is a never ending ocean 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ummm.... Gliese 1214B is 75% Water, 25% Rock and ~0.005% Hydrogen Gas...
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Thank god! 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wanking is contagious
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damn beliebers 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*they're.
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All this blood from a nose bleed 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Jesus christ, do horses have hearts in their nose?!
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The best message 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The muffin man? The one on Durrey lane?
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[screaming intensifies] 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Are they talking about the Goliath Tarantula? Its the size of a large dinner plate
Never 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Never forgetti nine elevi
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Never offline 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is how Skynet will fuck us over
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Slow internet 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well shit, they'll never marry me. I just turn into a ragemonster
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True. 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No one gets to sleep in until dinner... EXCEPT THE UNEMPLOYED!!!!
More Like The Garth's Girlfriend 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
:) that's awesome. She's cute :)
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