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Anna is nowhere to be seen 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Please note that one of them is a FAIRY PRINCESS VERSION OF ELSA! I mean, check out the wings!
Marvel decorations 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That was almost marvelous
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Feels ;-; 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Let's enjoy the fact that his baby bear bottle was a VODKA bottle.
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Kids hero, wife's nightmare 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that there is a TRAMPOLINE IN HERE!
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Sony 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Somebody was probably studying for finals.
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Nailed It 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I see what you did there )*u*)
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I guess he likes black people 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Frame them with appreciation
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As a concerned Hungarian 61 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nobody would win. Nobody wins when Russia is involved.
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As a concerned Hungarian 61 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Think Soviet Union...
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Baby launcher v1.2 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think they should put a "realistically weighted" baby DOLL in there and test it!
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"is you against abortion because you yourself were aborted?" 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Some people are against abortion because they live with permanent effects of their mother's failed abortion attempts.
My son 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well played, third man, well played.
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For all cat lovers 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
either way, this is hard to read. DEAD or ALIVE
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Interesting idea 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Alright, points for what people have been saying:
a. if they get held back, take a marker, cross out the year and write the new year underneath. Unless it's when they are really little, they're going to be all too aware that they screwed up.
b. that's when you buy a 3xL shirt, I don't know anybody in high school who is past that.
Everybody have their own fonts 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
BUT THERE ARE BAD FONTS *cough* *comic sans* *cough* *papyrus* *cough*
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A Bookworm's problem 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My mom's favorite kid was whoever was asleep or reading at any given time.
Give this guy a medal 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I would so do this, only worst girlfriend, clearly.
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Please follow your dreams! 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
'My Mom bought these for me!'
'Honey, I don't give a flying quack what your mama bought you.'
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Salesman 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
clap.....clap.......clap...clap...clap..clap..clap.clapclapclapclap
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Might need a new husband, interested? 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Better yet, maybe dinner was just going to make a meal that would lead to a clogged toilet? i.e. cheese + fiber + beans... fun...
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We don't care. We aren't caught up in your colony affair 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
OUR NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM!
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Romance at its finest 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'd throw a drink at you.
Romance at its finest 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Really? I suppose you remind me of the arctic... cool... with an ice cold heart.
A passing stranger handed me this 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A brilliant way to use the "free" business cards you can get from places like Vista Print
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Seriously, they're way too expensive 37 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Seriously though, if you really want me to like you, buy me food.
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science side of tumblr 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because Westers looky-looky left right so face looky-looky left right.
Jaws: Evolution 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, THERE ARE MOVIES WHERE THE SHARKS DO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WATER... EVER HEARD OF LANDSHARKS????
Mascara maybelline 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My acne is hormonal; makeup doesn't make much of a difference.
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Or all the time. 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wait... the microwave one? What freaking book were you reading? And by the way, I would SO buy a turtle from a drug dealer.
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Or all the time. 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Characters... and authors... and actors who misrepresented them... and cover designers... and everyone else. Ugh.
Lifehack: Never trust your Chemistry teacher 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I burned a physical science text book on a bonfire and didn't bother to rip it up. As the book got hot it melted and shrivled up and created a crackle before flipping open... to the page on spontaneous combustion and fire... no joke.
John blue 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
DOES THIS MEAN THAT JOHN GREENE'S PHONE IS NOT PASSWORDED!!!!!
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A brief affair 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Still a better love story than Twilight
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I saw a squirrel on a power line today and reminded me of how dumb I was as a child 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
NO! I had the same freaking thought thirty seconds ago!!!!!
Worth a try 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*adds four pennies to the pile*
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I agree 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nothing said the quote had to be relevant: he could have put anything, at least he made if flow...
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He always was easily confused 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Even ignoring the political aspects here, this is freaking fabulous.
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Yep 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I actually can't relate, I hate not wearing a bra. I even sleep in my bra.
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It does sound like a pretty good explanation 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More like LSD.... just saying.
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Oh, the puns 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, Verona is the city that Romeo and Juliet took place in, along with the obvious last names. This one image is packed full references.
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Funny scene from a not so innocent movie 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I only got through like half of this movie before I got bored out of my mind... ugh.
Bless this man 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm binge watching Criminal Minds on Netflix right now... I love this guy.
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teacher's penmanship skills 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Unfortunately they now teach basic printing penmanship in 2nd grade (Ohio) 2nd GRADE! THEY SHOULD ALREADY KNOW HOW TO WRITE A "Q" BY SECOND GRADE.
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"See Mom, I deal with this all day long" 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I. Want. That. Dog.
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What in the name of f*cks 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Looks like someone fixed a tail-less horse for a little girl...
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Wanted: New sitter 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't see this as that bad...
Albino Alligator, only 12 know alive in the world 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And one at a wildlife drive-through/zoo/park by lake erie (ohio)
Traditional hungarian desserts 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Welp... who's up for a trip to Hungary? We're leaving after dinner....
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Most days are like this 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think these things as eating another brownie... for breakfast...
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Cat braids? 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Three questions:
how?
why?
what kind of damage has the cat caused to the human?
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