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I remember my Dad telling me this 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually, none of this is true.
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Arnold practiced with guns for a month 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He also hated the Terminator movie, and referred to it as "some shit movie I'm doing" when asked about it.
celebrities doing things that don't seem quite right 38 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cool of you to steal this wholesale from Cracked.com
This is how big Pluto's Atmosphere is 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Its atmosphere is like this when Pluto is close to the sun. When Pluto is further from the sun, its atmosphere freezes and comes crashing back to the surface.
I really relate to Phil right now 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
13 chromosomes.
True lol 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is one repost I'm always glad to see reposted.
Always trying to hide something 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or they have Asperger's Syndrome and looking someone in the eyes is a terrifying experience akin to being stuck in a Saw-esque torture trap.
I am confused 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
because she has the magic powers.
Super powers based on your tshirt 109 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am... BLUUUUE MAAAAAN!!!
There's a loophole here, and I found it. 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My biology teacher let us bring a notecard with notes and encouraged us to write just like this.
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What are the odds? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cracked.com photoshop contest.
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My weird parking habit 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm kinda proud. I know the guy who first put this on Reddit in real life.
DO NOT OPEN THIS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE TFIOS FEELS!!! 51 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That is the weakest of weak sauces. If you want to believe that, that's fine, but it completely ruins a great book.
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Is it already in? 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is that Death from Sandman on her door?
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What the f*ck Woody ? 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nemo means No One in latin. Not lost.
In light of the new selfie substance 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
this is a lie. this is based on anecdotal evidence, not any actual facts.
Sing it 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Paranorman isn't claymation. Coraline isn't claymation. Nightmare Before Christmas isn't claymation.
He was my favorite... 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
this is actually pretty dark... he's never going to be able to go to heaven, he'll just spend eternity in a metal box...
LEGO keeps amazing me 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
as a lego employee, it's my duty to say that it's made of Lego or Lego bricks, not lego's.
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Toughest present ever 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If I got this present, I'd throw it in a river. In front of the guy who gave it to me.
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This is powerful 45 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Um, no. Just no. "Asking for it" is not an acceptable thing to write.
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Evil hopes 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So, basically me after my girlfriend told me I'm no longer allowed to wish death or car crashes on stupid people.
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Funny birthday cards 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My grandma actually got me the cat card for my birthday. It was pretty great.
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Bible fan-fiction 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Who cares? I get so sick of people trying to play "Gotcha!" with white Jesus. Just because most people imagine hm in an inaccurate way doesn't change who he was, or what he did.
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Epic rugby catch! 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Daaaaaaamn! That was amazing!
Gender inequality 120 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This right here, this is some bullshit.
Winter olympics is all about sliding 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Congrats on stealing your joke from SNL.
THAT IS MAHOGANY! 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Just... just no. not at all. Trying to be all clever, but you get nothing.
A Heartwarming Story 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Fake picture.
Be your own hero 31 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Someone's jealous of John Green.
How it started 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But the first one's Disney, and the last one's Dreamworks... did they cross universes?
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It's a baby bottle 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You brought skyy vodka? what kind of cheapskate are you?
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Jim Carrey as rage faces 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
These all work great. Good job.
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What I would do 118 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Boobs + Mirror + Hands
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This guy had no patience for stupid rules 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My bosses at work are like this with our phones.
My Banana may not be edible 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
God bless Mitch.
Police search 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nice try. Cop will still arrest you. He saw you with them, his world will be enough for an arrest and trip to jail and having to pay bail to get out.
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My heart hurts 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is faaaaaaaake.
Agent smith from the matrix was right 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
bull. effing. crap.
Woman scientist 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Aaaaand then died of radiation poisoning.
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Ancient rome punishment 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pesky 8th amendment.
Bouncy Balls 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's just dickish. What would a kid do with 100 bouncy balls, honestly.
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Epicness equality 35 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Then what's friggin' Sheldon doing up there, if it's supposed to be about epicness?
Smart kid 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
keep your tenses accurate. "The boy licks his cone and replies"
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A star is about to go supernova 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Star that went supernova millions upon millions of years ago, and we're just learning about it now.
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Cant f*cking remember his name though 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Kenneth Effing Branagh. One of the best Shakespearean actors out there. the best Hamlet of all time.
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Not all brains are scumbags 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Your brain. Works. At 100. Per cent.
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So basically Nicolas Cage? 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm financially set for life. I can stop working and spend all my time indoors with Netflix and the newest game consoles. Hells yes I press the button.