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Problem with companies making their name a verb 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nope, because "how to Google something on Google" is a pleonasm.
GOTTA GO SAVE ZELDA 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I HGAVE TOE SAVE HTE PRinceSS
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What have these guys in common with Leonardo? 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They have a penis each.
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No headphones? No problem! 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Annoyance for all these people who have to work + bad gabber music + electro-dance-slash-jumpstyle. I kind of want to punch the face of this guy's face in the face.
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when they say the name of the movie in the movie 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Roll credits. *ding*
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This is gonna blow my cover as an alien 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How does this even prove anything? WolframAlpha can give the answer.
I don't think he'll get popular 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes, Curlycracker is serious, because why the fuck should everyone know this lady is Pewdiepie? I wish I did not even know who Pewdiepie is, goddammit.
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This made my day 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Cause I'm a man" has now become my official answer for every time someone does not get why I did not choose violence as a solution.
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I did not know that.. 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*tries*
Complete bullshit.
*tries*
*tries again*
*tries thirty times*
OH MY GOD.
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The cuddle call 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So I took a picture, because I'm a monster.
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Where can I find that cat?! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
10/10 would pet
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Fun zone 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Did I hear you sobbing, OP?
May someone take OP to the ball pool?
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Penny knows what's up 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
LET THE FLAME WAR BEGIN.
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hours :3 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If I could shower for three whole uninterrupted weeks, I totally would.
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Internet explorer shaming 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How disrespectful of you. You're all pigs. #AllBrowsersAreBeautiful
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Why are their sexual endeavors anyone else's business besides their partners? 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Plus, how the hell can these "journalists" be sure? It's just utter bullshit, and I wish one of these 10 people would sue them for slander, just for fun.
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Weatherman in an Elevator Prank 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Two thoughts about this:
1) At long last, a prank designed to surprise people in a good way, make them laugh with something unexpected. Screw this horror-prank trend that is going to cause psychological disasters.
2) This gingerhead is lovely.
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Internet Politics in a nutshell 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"A super-flu".
I love how "superflu" means "unnecessary, unwanted, inessential" in French (it must be "superfluous" in English).
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Would you dare? Be honest 49 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nope.
Nope nope nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCKINGNOPEIFUCKINGHATETHISWORLD
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I can use some force right now 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nope. Unzipping my girlfriend's pants from a distance and remotely caressing her clit with a feather are good reasons too.
Highest paying job , minimum effort 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How is this the "highest paying job in the world"? NCAA trainers make millions of dollars a year.
I love tumblr. the last one. 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
With real parts directly taken from the last post!
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Why Emma Watson shouldn't be so underrated 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Emma Watson is "underrated"? That's surprising news, because on the Internet, every-fucking-one loves her.
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Retriever doesn't wanna walk 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Maybe he's just exhausted, in which case the master is an asshole.
Or depressed, in which case the master is a complete asshole.
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If the word isn't real, how can our eyes be real? 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Shittiest title ever.
Hugh hefner 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dear Hugh Hefner,
You are and have always been my role model.
Thank you.
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Well-explained this 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The idea that some people read this and thought it was clever terrifies me.
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Never give up 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I am going to double check my rectum, just in case.
Seriously Why..? 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You get to lure men to their death, but only very few weirdos will have sex with you.
Welcome to the Internet, here is your guide 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More exactly, welcome to the part of the Internet that makes bad 3D videos and endlessly repeats bad memes about drugs and Shrek.
Kinda 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tumblr users are so funny :)
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Why do dont people see the difference? Geez 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Being hungry actually makes me sad.
At this present time... 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The "but" should have been replaced with "however" to make it 100% percent.
It's only 98% perfect the way it is.
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Even water? I trusted you 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not sugar only, it's everything that's left when you remove the water, including minerals.
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f*cking kids 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's still a person's choice whether he/she will slap his/her children or not, and respect is not a direct consequence of having been slapped as a kid. I have only been slapped once and everything goes fine for me, I help grannies cross the road, I am courteous towards people... I am personally opposed to slapping children, but I get that people aren't. Just remember that it's not a universal solution, that the punishment must always be proportional to the crime, and that children are often annoying because they are desperately needing attention and comfort.
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raw footage of Hitler playing banjo 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
All hail the Übershredführer.
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I do what I want 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You monster.
Hand candles 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
WIUV WIUV?
17 years of difference 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
REAL WOMEN HAVE POLYGONS.
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the correct response 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Perfection.
Even though male standards are quite unsettling too (and I am a man).
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How to win at blackjack at a casino 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"If the dealer has a 5 showing you should stay at 15". Wow, that's exactly what this chart says.
Dark 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's actually way funnier with the original voices, but I don't remember in which ASDF episode it is. 5? 6?
Excuse me for being creative 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm sure Jesus would have laughed at this.
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Yes, we say this 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Are you French? Because, yeah, I was going to post the exact same thing, sacrebleu.
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Put our universe into perspective 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Matter can never be created or destroyed": wrong. That's what E=mc^2 means: energy can be converted into mass and vice-versa. And about the last one, light does not give a fuck. Also, you can see where you are walking because part of the light hitting the ground will "rebound" on it and go back up.
Atoms etc. 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
4:05 Nope, because isotopes.
Example Pink Floyd and Fall Out Boy 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pink Floyd and Fall Out Boy? Well... not really IMO. Also, there are bands, not songs, and Pink Floyd has made really, REALLY different songs :)
If only, if only the woodpecker sighed 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually happens, it's called anorexia nervosa. And guess what? It sucks.
So... What now? 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Guess what, people? It's a fake, originally posted by a satirical website. Just Google the first words and you will find the Snopes article about it.
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A Nice Idea For Valentine's Day 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
About the repost thing, I wrote: "It's not of great importance", so, well, here's that.
And regarding the 1 month late thing, according to your reasoning, you're 11 months early, which is kind of lame, because this image will totally be forgotten before Easter and you will still have to post it next January so that people actually get inspired by it.