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Just for irony, put Fahrenheit 451 on that list

eye think so

I have an opinion!

why not both?

Why? Would? Anyone? Stop? Doing? This?

It's a Nokia-iPhone hybrid

most stars that you see actually aren't dead yet, because most stars you see are in our galaxy, and the farthest in our galaxy is 100,000 ly away. Our star lives for about 10 billion years, and red stars can live up to 10 trillion years, so no, most stars are still alive.

So name one thing God didn't make-
God?
Not sure if you think that God made himself.

A theory in the sense that scientists use it means a fact, not a hypothesis. So the theory of evolution is a fact, at least considered by scientists. You don't have to believe it, but it's still true

why did hitler's house burn down?
because he left the oven on.

Why did the Nazis arrest the orange?
other than the fact that it contained juice, it was concentrate

screwdriver. first, fry the lightsaber, and escape in the tardis

"It" might hit you with "its" purse

Every time the side of the planet that the humans are on faces away from the sun, they put on special garments, and enter a coma- like state for hours in end.

They're adorable

You had one job...

Guys get mad that girls friendzone them though they are nice, but they dont like a girl with tan lines, (so they have to do nude tanning ore tanning beds) or have eye bags.

Calves nor cows need to be slaughtered. Cheese is made from their milk. Also, if anyone was playing spot the vegan, then...

How. About. This? How. Much. Slower. Is. This?

Mars

Human, your death will be slow and painful.

Well obviously he does

yo dawg, i heard you like islandception

I saw both

Theology is like looking for a black cat in a dark room and ASSUMING it's there even though you can't see it.

It's like the tardis for kids

And then there are rich communists, married feminists, and dying atheists.

Just waiting for the time vortex to open in that thing.

The horror. The horror.