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Watch the gif, they said. It'd worth it, they said.

I would've put a password on it and emailed it to them at 12AM

Now, Pokemon shoves friendship and teamwork up your ass and down your throat.

Leo doesn't need an Oscar, the Oscars need HIM.

Japanese: Actually, we're not even mad. That's pretty cool.

He shares my last name.

This mother fucker. I want that cheetah

Uh, all I know is that there is sex and dragons.

Me: What is it? Tell me.
Girlfriend:*Reaches into my wallet and slowly takes money. Proceeds to run.*
Me: DAMMIT!

Why? Why won't you notice me, Benedict-san?

How was the yellow snow made?

God that beliebers last sentence. You didn't capitalize the first word, but you capitalized the last? WTF is wrong with you!? Follow up question, is it really a fact that Beiber's fans will kill Drake Bell? I need serious evidence.

I hate being a guest. Fuck it. I'm going to another computer.

"meat service"

*calls the Thundercats*

Grab some matches, and very, very, very, carefully, take ninety shits, then burn house, and then take the nope train to iain'tgottimefodatville.

Olaf, why didn't you melt for her?

AAAAAANNNNDDDDD I'm going to Planet X.

"Eww, humans...."

That looks like a final boss or some shit.

Well, shit.

I'm just waiting with bated breath...

"Uh boss, yeah. I can't come........in....oh, god yes, fuck me harder............because I'm getting fucked by the...........AWW MY GOD FILL ME UP BABY!........hottest paper man in the world."

I wanna get my ashes get attached to a fire work attached to a bomb.

She'll bitch slap you so hard, you'll be in the sequel.

I have have to wind down on Jessica...for the 90th time.

See kids? Video games helped in life!

Toad.....stop fucking him while you give him bubble weed.

His face is like "Fuck your laws! I'm HIDEAKI, BITCHES"

Is it okay if I find people like Shigeru(maker of Pokemon) and Gabe Newell to be my Matt Smith and Benedict Cumberbatch?

My mom said I can't T or T because I'm too old for it. I'm gonna go while I'm in college.