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Nope, because "how to Google something on Google" is a pleonasm.

I HGAVE TOE SAVE HTE PRinceSS

They have a penis each.

Annoyance for all these people who have to work + bad gabber music + electro-dance-slash-jumpstyle. I kind of want to punch the face of this guy's face in the face.

Roll credits. *ding*

How does this even prove anything? WolframAlpha can give the answer.

"Cause I'm a man" has now become my official answer for every time someone does not get why I did not choose violence as a solution.

*tries*
Complete bullshit.
*tries*
*tries again*
*tries thirty times*
OH MY GOD.

So I took a picture, because I'm a monster.

10/10 would pet

LET THE FLAME WAR BEGIN.

If I could shower for three whole uninterrupted weeks, I totally would.

How disrespectful of you. You're all pigs. #AllBrowsersAreBeautiful

Plus, how the hell can these "journalists" be sure? It's just utter bullshit, and I wish one of these 10 people would sue them for slander, just for fun.

Two thoughts about this:
1) At long last, a prank designed to surprise people in a good way, make them laugh with something unexpected. Screw this horror-prank trend that is going to cause psychological disasters.
2) This gingerhead is lovely.

"A super-flu".
I love how "superflu" means "unnecessary, unwanted, inessential" in French (it must be "superfluous" in English).

Nope.
Nope nope nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCKINGNOPEIFUCKINGHATETHISWORLD

Nope. Unzipping my girlfriend's pants from a distance and remotely caressing her clit with a feather are good reasons too.

How is this the "highest paying job in the world"? NCAA trainers make millions of dollars a year.

With real parts directly taken from the last post!

Emma Watson is "underrated"? That's surprising news, because on the Internet, every-fucking-one loves her.

Maybe he's just exhausted, in which case the master is an asshole.
Or depressed, in which case the master is a complete asshole.

Shittiest title ever.

Dear Hugh Hefner,
You are and have always been my role model.
Thank you.

The idea that some people read this and thought it was clever terrifies me.

I am going to double check my rectum, just in case.

You get to lure men to their death, but only very few weirdos will have sex with you.

More exactly, welcome to the part of the Internet that makes bad 3D videos and endlessly repeats bad memes about drugs and Shrek.

Tumblr users are so funny :)

Being hungry actually makes me sad.

The "but" should have been replaced with "however" to make it 100% percent.
It's only 98% perfect the way it is.

It's still a person's choice whether he/she will slap his/her children or not, and respect is not a direct consequence of having been slapped as a kid. I have only been slapped once and everything goes fine for me, I help grannies cross the road, I am courteous towards people... I am personally opposed to slapping children, but I get that people aren't. Just remember that it's not a universal solution, that the punishment must always be proportional to the crime, and that children are often annoying because they are desperately needing attention and comfort.

All hail the Übershredführer.

You monster.

WIUV WIUV?

REAL WOMEN HAVE POLYGONS.

Perfection.
Even though male standards are quite unsettling too (and I am a man).

It's actually way funnier with the original voices, but I don't remember in which ASDF episode it is. 5? 6?

I'm sure Jesus would have laughed at this.

"Matter can never be created or destroyed": wrong. That's what E=mc^2 means: energy can be converted into mass and vice-versa. And about the last one, light does not give a fuck. Also, you can see where you are walking because part of the light hitting the ground will "rebound" on it and go back up.

4:05 Nope, because isotopes.

Pink Floyd and Fall Out Boy? Well... not really IMO. Also, there are bands, not songs, and Pink Floyd has made really, REALLY different songs :)

Actually happens, it's called anorexia nervosa. And guess what? It sucks.

Guess what, people? It's a fake, originally posted by a satirical website. Just Google the first words and you will find the Snopes article about it.