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First World Problems 9 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
*takes them out*
*colors page*
*puts back in box*
*they don't fit*
*quietly hurls out window then to Japan*
*colors page*
*puts back in box*
*they don't fit*
*quietly hurls out window then to Japan*
Three kinds of people 10 comments
Well, here's a first 1 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Stealing a danish, now are we? Gonna have to suck allot of dick to pay for that.
*all black guys turn around with dirty looks*
*all black guys turn around with dirty looks*
Reasons why I love Dave Grohl 13 comments
Once you hate someone .... 5 comments
Why I love Minecraft 15 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
You'll make them scream.....then turn on Fancy Graphics and create a Modified world.
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Bird pooping in motion 5 comments
That movie....oh my god. I can't even.... 21 comments
We might even have to use the Internet Explorer! 24 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
With this thing called Spartan..... I'm gonna throw a party when they kill that bitch.
Ode to a great n64 game 8 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
*gives traumatized look at level 16 Squirtle*
*another level 26 Squirtle walks up to him*
*they evolve*
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*another level 26 Squirtle walks up to him*
*they evolve*
Saturday Night Live 8 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I'ma kick my foot so far your ass when I take it out the police'll arrest me for rape
Day 126 of your daily dose of cute: It's pi day!! now you have a reason to eat pie 11 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I hate cheesecake with a passion unless it has blueberries on it. Then I want it in my pants.
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Doctor's Face Says It All 16 comments
Equal rights for dogs too 4 comments
Your bro/sis when your parents are gone 11 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
*sees latest episode*
*grabs research of creator of journals*
*burns it for a good 10 hour fire*
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*grabs research of creator of journals*
*burns it for a good 10 hour fire*
Lots Of Adults Don't Get It 53 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Say you wanna commit suicide, but before you do it, you wanna try that game you never played(or a game you haven't played in some time just to play for old time's sake). You play it for hours and hours and commiting suicide never passes your mind while playing it. You laugh and you cry and you get all excited! Then you realize you were about to commit suicide. You choose not to, because you could experience those emotions. Then you see a game trailer for a game that looks so damn good you can't just miss out. You wait, and wait, and you get it and it's just.....damn. So damn good. That enough spiritual benefit?
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December 13th 2014 43 comments
I cannot believe they let that through. 10 comments
WHY CAN'T YOU
HAVE YOU MET ME
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M DONE
WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD PLEASE
WHEN WE HAD SEX DID YOU EVEN SMILE AT MY DICK
FUCK NO
WE'RE OVER UNTIL YOU LEARN TO SMILE YOU BITCH
FINE I'LL JUST DATE THE WOLF AT LEAST HE HAS ABS
AT LEAST I COULD GET INTO YOUR PANTS AND KEEP MY SHIRT ON
IS THAT WHAT ALL THIS SHIT ALL ABOUT JUST TO SEE WHO COULD FUCK ME FIRST
YES WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THAT
WELL ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE ME PREGGERS
UNTIL YOU LEARN TO FUCKING SMILE
EDWARD COME BACK YOU KNOW I'M INCAPABLE OF LEARNING TO SMILE
JUST SMILE AT THE DAMN THING IT SCREAMS LIKE A BABY
FUCK EDWARD WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
...Thank you for your time.