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She sounds like an AWESOME girlfriend.

Or maybe, since the tooth defect is center frame and that's where most people start looking at pictures, the tooth defect was noticed first.

What the hell do you still have your exes number for?

Looks pretty classy to me.

I didn't know the song was about being like 12 years year old.

She's adorable.

What the hell happened to the ring?

But can you tell how fast they were moving?

I think you mean, if Disney movies were paintings. (Which they were before CGI came on the scene.)

That's not necessarily true though.

Is that Rufio?

goes *boink*?

Lol that wasn't too soon. That was hilarious.

More evidence that people have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to art. They're all full of shit.

Or anytime one eats pizza.

Please tell me that's real and not one of those fake mixes.

That's like SUPER old news.

That's why you don't give your girl the code to your phone.

That would incredibly annoying to clean.

That's genius!

Actually, people pick the ugly ones first so that the garden as a whole looks really nice.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

One should never friendzone a guy. You never know how good they might be in bed if you're lonely one night.

I'd have a giant vagina-eating grin on my face.

The wedding ring thing is false.

There was the bat signal in The Dark Knight Rises. He just lit the bridge on fire instead of using the giant floodlight.

And Gengis Khan laughs all the way to the bank.

That's actually an ape.

I don't get how it works. What's the left hand column? The card the dealer is showing or your card?

Read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's a fanfiction where Harry is raised by loving parents and is much more intelligent than the original. It's pretty damn good, but frustrating too because some stuff is changed.