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Best plan ever 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I did that with a cute girl at a grocery store. didn't go well.
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I would so read a book about this 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There is a case of a woman, in college, she started hearing voices. They are constantly second guessing her. So she talks back to them, reassuring them that things are going to be OK. Its really interesting.
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I saw the "Need"... What did you see? 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It could also be the other way, if you're used allot, that's what you see.
Nostalgia 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They could update it. They have dozens of new flavors and kinds. I mean, hugs vs kisses, etc? It could be AWESOME!
Really elsa? 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She couldn't control her powers, they kept freezing things. Though it would be more accurate that she couldn't undo her powers or something she did.
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These beer delivery guys know how to entertain themselves while working 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The ultimo drunk test. If you can get back to your car, you're not that drunk.
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Frying eggs outdoors in Perth with the hot weather 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It would have cooked faster if he'd moved it to a different stone. The lighted stones would be hotter. I also hope that was cast iron b/c that metal spatula would have ruined the pan.
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14th Annual No Pants Subway Ride In NYC 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is why your grandmother always said to wear good, clean underwear.
I can't even 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes, it is a blow job joke. Captain Jack Harkness is a MAJOR flirt. A down right cock tease. He's always talking sexually to everyone he meets but he only sleeps with a few of his co-workers or people he meets. He's from the TV show "Doctor Who" (a couple seasons & episodes) and its spin off "Torchwood."
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The Piano Guys, Lindsey Stirling, etc anyone? 66 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Listen?!? I'd also rather watch them too!
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Faith in humanity and all that jazz 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wasn't this from the TV show "Walking Dead?"
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Twining 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No
Guy plays some sick tunes using a special PVC pipe instrument 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Autocorrect: Spanker, for those into BDSM.
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Guy plays some sick tunes using a special PVC pipe instrument 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He's probably a very good spanked.
Mysterious ring 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Really?!? Those inscriptions look pretty familiar. I don't think that's the right ring.
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What happend when you place a plasma ball next to an iPhone 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Its the new Ouija board.
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Elon musk 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My ex-husband became my ex mainly b/c he didn't bathe regularly. We went camping and after a few days, when he took off his clothes, I nearly passed out! I spent more time figuring out ways to trick him to bathe & clean himself then on what I as a wife could do good for him.
YOUR A DONKEY 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I have the phone number to a woman I want to do that with. She was a customer that came in and made me cry b/c she verbally harassed me for half an hour and I couldn't hang up! Manager wouldn't let me. I even tried to hand the call off to him but he wouldn't take it.
Earth Journey 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That was a lot shorter then I thought. But it does give you perspective, which is great. Good post.
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Orphan 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I didn't even know that was an option! I've had an adversarial relationship with my parents for a while. Sometimes I just kinda wish they'd go ahead and die already.
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The unsung hero 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When I was in Astronomy class, there was a famous stargazer by one of those names. It was the one name on the final I was 100% positive of b/c I was a Star Wars geek.
Kid destroys dollar store 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't think he's autistic. He'd been trashing that store for a while b/f the film started. He was probably past the "I'm so angry I could throw" stage and into "I'm making a mess b/c nobody cares" stage. Its probably more likely that his parents are apathetic in raising him. Maybe even divorced. He's acting out.
Italian circus painted chow chow puppies and called them pandas 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You take a 3 year old to the circus & let them hold a panda/dog and they'll talk about it for the rest of their life. Until they're 30 and find the photo.
I think I can live with that.
Japan you're going too far 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Its a hot springs bath. I've seen them before. The old ladies idly walk and move around in the hot water as it eases their aches. With the spear-man there, it looks like its part of a game. Keep moving and suddenly HOT POTATO you're it.
She'd be the one 56 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It would have to be solid gold. The one I have now sometimes turns my hands colors. OH, and I loaned mine to my brother (a geek) to use as a substitute ring during his wedding, like a joke. The fiance found out about it and nixed the idea.
a round of applause 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My brother and my family correct my speech all the time. Meanwhile I have a Masters degree in English Lit and am a published author. Them correcting me drives me up the fracking wall! I have a disability where my language centers are separate. Completely different parts of my brain control visual & written language while my verbal centers for hearing and speech light up differently in MRI's. And that part is damaged. It took me lots of time & speech therapy to pronounce words. I can read & write 3 languages but I can speak & hear in 2 with only one of those languages in common- English. I can even "turn off my eyes" (is the best way to describe it) and live like a blind person. I can write different sentences to what I'm saying and I can do it with both hands. Freaks people out at parties.
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finally a better way 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If I tried, I'd get tea up my nose.
God hate you 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There is also the fact that with the fire, it will destroy the home so you don't have to deal with disposing of a flooded home. They're still tearing down homes left from Katrina.
This girl takes revenge on her boyfriend by pepper spraying his toilet paper 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The anus has lots and lots of nerve endings. And pepper spray can cause chemical burns. She could have really hurt him. Though the other pranks he played on her were mean, viscous & expensive. He deserved it. Water will make it worse. You want to cleanse it with milk or dairy products. Yogurt would have been good. The acids in the milk products would nutrilize the pepper.
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Adorable baby sloths having a bath time 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Absolutely cute. And next, see the sloths going to the bathroom. They go once a week and they get this blissful look on their faces when they go. Can you imagine the relief of going after holding it for a week?
We all know that box 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My mother has several of those in her sewing room. They're all full of cookies. She says her sewing room is the best place to hide her cookies and brownies. Every one thinks they're sewing supplies. One X-mas I found the extra large tin. We now keep the whiskey in it.
A woman attempted suicide by injecting 10ml of mercury 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
(continued) Even though I love my niece and nephew and I love seeing them grow up and discover this world. Even though I love my family and want to see the new Blockbuster movie or what happens in my favorite TV show... some days they're the only thing I have to hold onto. The only reason I get out of bed. The days get so long and I just want to sleep and forget everything and not hurt or be hurt or just swallowed by the crap fest that is my life and knowing I'm sucking the good out of my family and friends that do try to help me. I'm a parasite to them and I do want a happy life and get better but its so hard.
I know my death would hurt then and they'd miss me but I wouldn't be dragging them down and I can rest eternally in Nirvana/Heaven/Elysium etc.
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A woman attempted suicide by injecting 10ml of mercury 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't understand why people are so negative towards people who committed or tried to commit suicide. Here you are, in this life, with nothing to hold onto or to hope for and you try and you try and you try and it just wears you out until it hurts to move or do anything. And the whole time, religions are saying there is a world after this of paradise. Where you aren't lonely or hungry or you won't hurt or suffer and nothing bad happens to you. That there is a paradise on the other side, that you just have to die and give up everything that is in this side of life. You have to give up what little family and friends and help and things that are here to have a reward in death. Its a really hard decision, for once you make it, you can't go back and going to something new is scary and hard but to not feel the hurt and pain, either mental or physical, that you have here and to go to a wonderful place? Most days I regret my suicide attempts didn't succeed.
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He does have a point 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oh come on, we're not that complicated, in the end. My ex-husband, far from being the smartest man, figured out women pretty well. In fact, she's doing wonderful with her new body and tits.
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Celeb's Stunt Doubles 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Emma Watson has so many stunt doubles, in this particular series, b/c she's under-aged. Her stunt doubles have to do more walk through and substituting b/c of child labor laws and such. EW can only work so many hours a day. Her doubles help ease her burden and stress of working as the main character on a feature film.
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Celeb's Stunt Doubles 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The reason there are stunt doubles isn't b/c they're weak or anything, but if they get hurt or killed during a movie, it puts the movie back financially. Stunt doubles sometimes are in pre-movie filming areas so that they can set the scene with lighting, angles, props, ect. The stunt double can walk through the scene so that they can film faster and if the stunt double gets injured, the actor can continue filming with out undue restrictions. The double can heal without worry and the actor can continue. JC has gotten hurt and its delayed filming. In Asia, they don't usually have stunt doubles and actors have been maimed, killed, or seriously hurt. The film can be canceled then and EVERYBODY looses their paycheck.
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Mind = Blown 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They grew up well.
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Socks comeonnnnnn 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Even my doctor told me to wear socks next time. I had half inch deep by inch wide pits on 4 places on each foot.
Socks comeonnnnnn 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes, yes we do. I have the foot scars from sandals to prove that its OK.
To be honest 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The movie isn't that bad but the dress in "Once Upon a Time" sure is. I can't imagine the poor woman who has to wear it. Or the poor women who have to wear it at the Disney Parks.
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Double standards 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This past month, we had to have the tall people take down and put up the smoke alarms, since they were chirping and it was daylight savings time. Which means, time to change the alarm batteries. I ended up borrowing a kid and he rode around the house on my shoulders getting the smoke & carbon monoxide detectors.
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Double standards 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Um. She could be asking to see if he's tall enough to reach something high up with ease. I asked my friends who's tallest so that they could paint the corner edging of my room. I was too short without getting a step stool but with the stairwell, it was too dangerous.
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That takes a lot of guts... 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I get weak in the knees just getting on a step stool.
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Nice try 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They look like a pair of thermal underware. I love the colors and I bet you its warm.
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Guy proves there is quite a bit of England in New York 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Such a smooth and wonderful voice. Like Morgan Freeman but British.
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Sexi batman ;) 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This ranks up there as one of the top 10 of most disturbing things on the internet.
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What happens when parents tell their kids they ate their halloween candy 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know which I liked better, the girl telling her mom to eat an apple instead (when she gets hungry) or the kid saying you must have a belly ache. Or the girl who said we'll get more next time. Wonderful!
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Beautiful world 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Incredible picture. I know its not real but it looks great with all the cloud layers and such.
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what would he even do with the iPhones afterwards 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'd say no too. B/c he doesn't sound very fiscally responsible.
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Dog is the best companion 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Your afraid of the dark so you buy a black dog?