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Serial killers are lonely people...

The shark that the Simpsons jumped died of old age 5 years ago.

Why is it okay to stereotype one group of people but go full on butt-rage when it happens to you?

Forbidden love with Cortana.

If she's willing to break up rather that admit she's wrong I've already dumped her.

This is true. Doing something you love for a living can turn it into a grind.

I love it when .gifs sync up to my music. (AH.FM trance)

The Arctic will be ice free by 2014.
Al Gore

I saved up the last three episodes. Tonight I feast.

She served in the Women's Auxiliary in WW2

Then how come these "scientists" never debate, block freedom of information act requests for publicly funded science (calling data about the "potential" end of humanity proprietary) lie, conspire, smear, fudge, slander, strawman and use every dirty trick in the book EXCEPT solid, factual science.

NOTHING IS FREE!!!!!
Only overgrown adolescents think like this. As a taxpayer it pisses me right off.

"dinner"

We used to do this by ourselves, in the time before helicopter parents.

Einstein was a bad influence.

Just the prius driving whole foods crowd naturally selecting themselves out of the gene pool.

Lets not forget Cougars, Timber Wolves, and Wolverines (the animal not x-man)

Youthful optimism in a nutshell.

I totally thought the car was going to go through that concrete wall.

Was that when plague wiped out a good chunk of the human race?

Dick Trickle of NASCAR....

Is it the silver thing at the top?

Keys are worse.

So it's weak and pathetic to have not mastered the suppression of our strongest, most hard wired genetic instinct when it's the most compelling it will ever be in our lives?
Some women go on and on about triggers and all that noise...

No Hentai jokes? Such an innocent bunch.

So she got depressed over doing something she could stop doing at any time?

There was an old one that said: "$40 for 2 grams of pot? you got burned son"

They spelt Winchester 94 wrong.

just 2, Chris is far more common around here

So he's going to set bombs, kill people, get thrown in jail for it and claim political persecution?

It's called a shit test, if you apologize you fail. This is why you need to study game.

Well first you have to delete system 32...

You mean the screencap has higher resolution than the photograph.

Dinosaurs, They're called Dinosaurs.

Meanwhile 1700 private jets are expected in Davos, Switzerland to discus "climate change".

She has a dick??!?
Damn.

Why I lasted 1 week with English Lit. as an elective.