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Actually, none of this is true.

He also hated the Terminator movie, and referred to it as "some shit movie I'm doing" when asked about it.

Cool of you to steal this wholesale from Cracked.com

Its atmosphere is like this when Pluto is close to the sun. When Pluto is further from the sun, its atmosphere freezes and comes crashing back to the surface.

13 chromosomes.

This is one repost I'm always glad to see reposted.

Bricks. Lego bricks.

Or they have Asperger's Syndrome and looking someone in the eyes is a terrifying experience akin to being stuck in a Saw-esque torture trap.

because she has the magic powers.

I am... BLUUUUE MAAAAAN!!!

My biology teacher let us bring a notecard with notes and encouraged us to write just like this.

Cracked.com photoshop contest.

I'm kinda proud. I know the guy who first put this on Reddit in real life.

That is the weakest of weak sauces. If you want to believe that, that's fine, but it completely ruins a great book.

Is that Death from Sandman on her door?

Nemo means No One in latin. Not lost.

this is a lie. this is based on anecdotal evidence, not any actual facts.

Paranorman isn't claymation. Coraline isn't claymation. Nightmare Before Christmas isn't claymation.

this is actually pretty dark... he's never going to be able to go to heaven, he'll just spend eternity in a metal box...

as a lego employee, it's my duty to say that it's made of Lego or Lego bricks, not lego's.

If I got this present, I'd throw it in a river. In front of the guy who gave it to me.

Um, no. Just no. "Asking for it" is not an acceptable thing to write.

So, basically me after my girlfriend told me I'm no longer allowed to wish death or car crashes on stupid people.

My grandma actually got me the cat card for my birthday. It was pretty great.

Who cares? I get so sick of people trying to play "Gotcha!" with white Jesus. Just because most people imagine hm in an inaccurate way doesn't change who he was, or what he did.

Daaaaaaamn! That was amazing!

This right here, this is some bullshit.

Congrats on stealing your joke from SNL.

Just... just no. not at all. Trying to be all clever, but you get nothing.

Fake picture.

Someone's jealous of John Green.

But the first one's Disney, and the last one's Dreamworks... did they cross universes?

You brought skyy vodka? what kind of cheapskate are you?

These all work great. Good job.

Boobs + Mirror + Hands

My bosses at work are like this with our phones.

God bless Mitch.

Nice try. Cop will still arrest you. He saw you with them, his world will be enough for an arrest and trip to jail and having to pay bail to get out.

This is faaaaaaaake.

bull. effing. crap.

Aaaaand then died of radiation poisoning.

Pesky 8th amendment.

That's just dickish. What would a kid do with 100 bouncy balls, honestly.

Then what's friggin' Sheldon doing up there, if it's supposed to be about epicness?

keep your tenses accurate. "The boy licks his cone and replies"

Star that went supernova millions upon millions of years ago, and we're just learning about it now.

Kenneth Effing Branagh. One of the best Shakespearean actors out there. the best Hamlet of all time.

amaaaaaaaazing

Your brain. Works. At 100. Per cent.

I'm financially set for life. I can stop working and spend all my time indoors with Netflix and the newest game consoles. Hells yes I press the button.