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Who would win? (I vote silver flash) 35 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think that Quicksilver should be in there.
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Marathons 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think that should be packs of oreos, not oreos.
26.2 oreos isn't that many...
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Time Zones 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I love "military" time.
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Symbiotes 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's my school!
FYI, the name of the language is "Ook!" 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It makes about as much sense as many other programming languages do, to non-programmers.
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My life be like 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Was that the candy/cookie aisle? or was it the ice cream asile?
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Isis is not Islam 94 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think that depends on how you define Christians, and Muslims.
In my opinion if you don't at least attempt to follow at least the majority of rules set down for you in the religious book that you have as your authority, then you are not [insert religion].
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You know 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What if I hadn't lost that $5 bill when I was 6...
What if I hadn't bought a thing of icecream last week...
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Theres a special place in heaven for this! 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I want one near me.
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Wait what Siri? 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Perfectly logical, I see no problem with that explanation.
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Clamp wheel? No problem. 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That is smart
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Dammit, Indiana!! 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
While discrimination is bad, Laws won't stop it from happening. And they make it worse often.
Dammit, Indiana!! 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think that the law also allowed gay(or insert other term that they use to describe themselves) people to discriminate against other people.
I personally see nothing wrong with the law, as long as it is treated equally by all parties involved.
Really rude, man 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Commonly just bye, but not always.
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I'VE NEVER KNOWN SO MUCH 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The problem with space day is there are major security issues for paranoid people.
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That moment you realize a helmet REALLY saved your life 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I know that wearing a helmet (on a bicycle) has saved me from either really serious head injuries, or possibly death. Always wear your helmet even if it's only a bike/moped/dirtbike etc..
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Tiger 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Amazing.
I would never be able to line up my hands right, even if the artwork was done correctly.
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Who Wore It Better? ISIS or Kebab? 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Definitely Kebab.
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Wait a minute... 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And crippled, as the shell is part of the skeletal structure of a turtle.
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U.S. Took their first ISIS prisoner (17th March) 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Must be on video.
They should dump pigs blood on him, then shoot him with a hollow point bullet with the hollow point filled with lard.
Very rare though 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I am one of them :(
Also Tomato, and Peppers, and eggplant are in the same family(nightshade). At least I'm allergic to eggplant, yuck
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How dare they! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't like Disney Princess movies.
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How. Howwwwwww. 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And that people, is why HE IS a professional Baseball player, and YOU AREN'T.
I wish I had reflexes like that :(
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The real overly attached girlfriend! 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
looks like a guy to me...
2pacs view on churches 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Many churches struggle to make ends meet.
most churches are not excessively fancy.
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Don't worry about your size 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I still don't know very many fit people above 250 lbs....
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I would be terrified. 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And that is how people get hurt...
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Thanks Bieber 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Awesome
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Life hack 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It works best if you shoot in the ear... trust me.
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He's 41 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He's 40 something...
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What came first? 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oranges aren't really all that orange when they get them off of the tree, they more of a greenish colour.
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How very innocent I was 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A lot of kids do...
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Home alone 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And then you realize that you are the Murderer that is wanted.
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Warning sign at work 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Very very true.
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I Will Never See It Again In The Same Way 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not anymore.
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'Murica 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's true.
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Don't underestimate the power of a common man 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's awesome.
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What the hell happened to music? 67 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Queen was/is one of the best bands ever. Freddie Mercury rocks.
^these are facts
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my fear for the future 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And Justion Beiber... oh wait no one listens to him.
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Well that escalated quickly 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You can skip steps 1 & 2, just do step 3.
It works.
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Captain America vs Star Lord 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It did.
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It'll Go To Your Permanent Record 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Still, it would go on your record.
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Trust in your gut instincts 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Surprisingly true.
I'm Now a 14 Year Old Orphan 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Fake, or Ilegal
Amen 71 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sorry, but people can mostly control their weight, and a lot of their appearance.
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vattenfontän in swedish 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Water bottle?
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I think the second one is the better deterrent. 43 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The problem with weapons bans is that only law abiding people will follow it anyway.
Do they really think that someone who would be attempting to harm children would care about a law that says they can't have a gun/knife. At least if you don't ban the weapons, then someone can have an appropriate weapon to defend themselves or their children/friends.
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As an Europeans this is how I imagine Americans eating their lunch 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Definitely breakfast. But it's missing half the bacon, and a few guns.
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Moreover height is something we cannot change but we have full control 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pretty sure guys can take HGH when they're younger...
But no drugs needed to lose weight.