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I'm the same way with Robert Downey Jr.

Would the priest wear Jesus?

For what I find attractive, all of these girls are beautiful but I definitely think the Dove girls are "nicer". Don't get me wrong, the Victoria's Secret girls are gorgeous, but the Dove girls are curvy and I love curves. They look like they could enjoy a bowl of ice cream every once in a while without freaking out about the calories, that's nice.

Haha, my best friend tackled me to the ground on the first day of school. XD I'm pretty sure I was screaming like a baby the whole time.

The first one doesn't even make sense to me, I guess that means I will be successful. :D

I try to remind myself of this everyday. :)

I like this version better.

Well, I'm against smoking and all that. But I'm mostly against people starting the habit, because I remember one time when my mom quit for about six months . . . OH MY GOD. It was unbelievable. She depressed and angry and irritated all the time and she was even more stressed out than usual and she took this all out on ME so I became miserable and depressed and angry and irritated and stressed out. It was awful.
Anyways, my point is that she should be allowed to keep on smoking because that was hell.

Six months to repopulate the planet? Is this not counting the length of an average pregnancy?

It serves as a watch and a weapon.

Number nine seems pretty clever.

If he attacks Syria, I'm moving to fucking Canada because that is ridiculous. It's like Iraq all over again.

U haven't slept in my bed for about a week because this keeps happening.

'Murica!

I would totally be this mom.

The only thing I ever mix up is "then" and "than".

My mom has that wine glass. She always cracks me up when she brings it out seeing as she can barely hold the thing up, especially when she's tipsy. I'm surprised it isn't broken yet.

I hate it when I'm finished with the drink and I'm trying to purposely get the ice so I tilt my cup upwards but it doesn't fall until it's nearly completely upside down and it ends up getting all over.

It's reminds me of a puzzle of Legos fitting together.

At least she isn't an atheist.

It took me too long to figure out who this was. She just looks so different without the crazy . . . everything.

Me in school every single day.

What if, when you're sleeping, you roll off of it?

I love the completely straight and serious face of the cat while he's kicking the shit out of that dog. He's not even looking at the dog either.

We all know that one person.

The person who makes my hat is being born on top of my head.

Corny, but cute.

God, I saw a picture the other day of these two little boys who were victims of the chemical bombings and they had nothing more to identify them other than a piece of tape on their forehead with a number scrawled on.
Not to mention the fuckery (pardon my French) with the nuclear leak at Fukushima and how it's been spilling into the ocean for two years. But, no, people care more about Miley Cyrus's VMA performance.
Just, ugh. The world is run by fucked up jackasses who don't deserve to have power.

But the problem with number one is that if that annoying person calls your phone too much you'll get tired of it and grow to hate it.

I turn it down to focus better when I'm parking and because there's no need for the music to be so loud when you're going slower. Also, I don't want people around my car to judge my taste in music.

Holy fuck, Gretchen Wieners is Eliza Thornberry . . . I'm not sure if I'm really excited about this information, or really disturbed.

Even Pluto is freaked out.

At least he landed feet first. I mean, his legs probably broke but at least he didn't land on his head or back where there could've been some serious injuries. :P