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c*ck-cocaine 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I know.
I just had to.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Eggtraordinary, I am not alone.

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your're! 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Your're? As in your are?

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I guess I'm just eggtremely lonely.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Seriously, someone should just eggterminate me.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Or even fried, for that matter.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I guess you could say my brain is scrambled.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I think my mind finally cracked.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's a very strange eggperience.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Wondering why I replied to myself? My thoughts eggacactly.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Eggcellent hiding spot.

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Hidden easter egg 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What Easter egg?

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Egg. 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My thoughts egg-cactly.
What a cracking pun.

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c*ck-cocaine 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The drugs have led to his homoless life.

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Mark Hoppus is literally a 12 year-old 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Literally? Wow, he looks old for his age.

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this's how we do. 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

To feel GRAPE.

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Like if you see Kanye 27 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I wanted to see Kanye than Kanye does.

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A super tiny Chameleon 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I don't see any chameleon.

Burn ward 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Good thing he's a doctor, 'cause you just got burned.

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Trachyandra looks like it came from another planet 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah, planet Whatthefuck of the Hellisthat galaxy.

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Twitter Quotes 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Can someone please explain the second one?

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Eye see what you did there! 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

At least it LENS us a hand.

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Dan Payton 2015 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

He's got my vote.

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I Think I'm Ordering A Bunch Of These 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Buy now button, dammit.

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Someone please help quickly! 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Day 21: Still no reply.

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Uploaded with internet explorer 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Mother of God....

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Damn it Frank 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I think Frank is zebra-crossing the line.

Ass-robot 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Okay.
Or should I say.....Oh GAY!

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what what what what*cue macklemore* 64 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What

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Someone get onto it 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Don't be so.....DRAMATIC.
Eh?

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what what what what*cue macklemore* 64 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What

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Someone get onto it 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Sounds like she's PLAYing around.

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Ass-robot 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I want to write more, but I'd be scraping the BOTTOM of the barrel.

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Ass-robot 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This could be a valuable ASSet for Samsung.
I think I might get BEHIND them on this one.
BUTT I'll have to give it some thought first.

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can't think of a good title 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The solution is to not wear a bra. In fact, ditch clothes completely.

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We need this 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I was unsure about asking, but now I'm glad I did.

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Sun was in my eyes 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I actually did, but it doesn't work on this device, only on my phone. Strange but true.

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We need this 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You can?

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Sun was in my eyes 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I try.

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We need this 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I feel idiotic for not knowing what an otp is.

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Sun was in my eyes 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Without a shadow of a doubt, this guy's an idiot.

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When my upstairs neighbor changes his Wifi password 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Or just laugh at the Batman reference and continue with your life.

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some kids are ungrateful 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That is a hilarious observation. You, my good sir, get an up vote.

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Poor girl 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The real question is; who's Megan?

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Choose wisely 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What if you don't want kids?

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Hand me my gun! 56 comments

guest · 9 years ago

He'll, I'd shoot myself in the leg for 5 million.

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I thought they were grapes too 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Grapes would wear lipstick to feel GRAPE. Get it? Like great?

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Straight to hell 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm sure everyone will forget about it.

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I'm a single man 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The word is happy.

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Horse 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Damn, you beat me to the Percy Jackson joke.

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