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Those Hey cats can be tricky

Its not just names of people. Literally everything in the universe is just an arbitrary title that people have given something.

Look at Mario again, he doesn't hit them with his head, he punches them with his fist

I would argue that they should get a more harsh penalty. They are actively trying to ruin someone's life. Generally rapists don't go in with the mentality that "I want to scar this girl for life and ruin every relationship she ever has" (I'm not saying its right, I'm just saying they don't think about it), but a false accuser is specifically trying to ruin the guy's life.

The key to a good relationship is oral sex. A man must receive oral sex at least once a week. While regular sex can be added to this, there must be at least 1 time a week dedicated to just his enjoyment. They like to eat too, so if you make them sandwiches they will enjoy that.

Without a banana we really can't tell

Actually that could hurt small businesses (if you know anything about business). Quick lesson. Large book stores (Amazon, Barnes and Noble) sell lots of volume or many units. They can afford a lower price by making it up in volume. Small book stores generally have higher prices because they don't sell as many. If a publisher sells a book for $5 and B&N sells a 100 copies at $10, they make $500. A smaller book store may only sell 25 copies, at $12.50, but they only make $187.50, if they are forced to sell at $10, they only make $125 for the day. That might not even cover their labor for the day. When that is compounded by the thousands of books Barnes and Noble sells a day, they can afford to stay in business, while a small book store gets put out of business.