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Je m'appelle baguett

Harry potter and the necklace of amulets

I think the ball turns the pokemon into data and saves/spits out accordingly; Kinda like the save points in borderlands.

Yeerks :P

The back booty

Now someone just needs to build the subsurface resonator for the military.

Only until I get my hands on mars.

hydrogen bombs...

I can see How he was Confused Without it being Capitalized

Or in the case of people who go to high school: "wake up at 5 A.M. and think it's too early, sleep and wake up realizing you really should have gotten up at 5, because school starts at 6."

If I use them , they make my ears bleed. I hate those things.

OH YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK I'M A WOMAN'S MAN

That's from the terrible Tim Burton Alice in wonderland movie.

Excuse me, it's Joe Dirté

Either my size is very popular or they dont make my size

Doesn't that mean he engineered his own hatred?

110% : "I prefer consoles"

so is it a square? 'cause im seeing a cylinder and i'm assuming it's a square.

is this from Agents of SHEILD if it is which episode

I'm thinking of the side quest from oblivion where you go into the painting

I like how no one has addressed a few issues.
1. Everyone had one baby, and that half of the babies where male, and the other half were female.
2. All the babies lived, which we all know from history class that child-birth before the 21th century had the possibility of being fatal (for the child & mother).
3. One final assumption is the one that in each generation, all the children lived to be old enough to have their own children which you can then reread 1 & 2.

Lol, they're vegans but the're eating fish. The type of animal that people need to have restrictions for because if we fished any more, they would be in serious danger, and are also in danger of pollution, radiation, and littering. OKAY THEN!

To quote The Life Of Brian: "People called romanes they go the house?"

Loook up "whitespace" and "brainf**k" they are really cool and weird as hell

What kind of cat is it

The rhino died

Fizz plz

At least England had the decency to include the tax in the price tag....

/krezi/

Why did it run in English if it was in Saudi Arabia?

I forgot his real name, but his alias was H. H. Holms

Oh come on! It's a low rider! It's showing off the engine block. Low riders are awesome. If you disagree you can fight me.

"worth the read," As if it's difficult to read a paragraph.

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW