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and the green grass grows all around...

This joke would be funnier if you replace water with dihydrogen monoxide

They did not originate from people seeing rhinos. People saw, Arabian Oryx and other animals like it sideways. No one confuses a rhino and a slender horse type creature.

Plenty of spiders have very potent venom. They don't attack you. You most likely to get bit by laying on one, or if it gets in your clothes. But by no means are they harmless.. just know which are in you area.

How do you survive something that never happened?