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Barance 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's an abbreviation of 'acceptable racism'
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Preying mantis wasp?! 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
See y'all in therapy!
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Who's Taking Curiosity Pictures? 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The Martians...definitely the Martians.
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Lyrics don't make much sense these days 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Actually I'm joking, that song sucks.
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When I take my tangled headphones out of my pocket 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
sucks donkey cock
Dream dates? 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Bullshit, it's always "we don't care about money"
Until he loses his job, then all of a sudden it's, "how can we pay the rent? how do we eat?, the cat's starting to smell is it safe to eat now?"
One song 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
yeah, because Fs is where you come to be famous.. -__-
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This isn't your everyday stupid 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Seriously?
All those awesome dinosaurs died and these stupid potato-loving phuqs still walk the earth??
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Knees 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They do, and if you actually believe that you'll never get to sleep.
When I take my tangled headphones out of my pocket 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I do exactly that. The randomness of my finger movement seems to cure the randomness of the headphone wrappage...
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Spongebob Lies To Kids! 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
..and he's a Dick
First six words after college 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I would say "fuck man, this collage is way too big; I think I missed my exams"
People like Bieber, Minaj and Kardashian? 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Like honey boo boo...
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Can it get worse? 31 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Her boyfriend is the same guy that tattooed shedloads of stars on that girls face while she 'slept'
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How to tell if your cat is mad at you 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'd be pretty freaked out if my cat was speaking to me in the first place...
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But i don't wanna be a mannequin! 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
dear God, that's terrifying!
Like she was tied to a gurney, and covered in plastic while still alive..
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His mom just woke up and found him like this 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
methinks, it is time for baby's first exorcism...
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Idiocracy has arrived 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They really have run out of ideas.
TV is dead.
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Idiocracy has arrived 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You're perpetuating the idiocy! Wtf!!??
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You Just Got To Look Hard! 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, go ahead and fuck you world!!!
Alternative Revolt Magazine: you're doing it right 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Oh please dear Alice, make this come true!
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If Someday We All Go To Prison 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
^Prick
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Me every time 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's better that way, all you have to do is select one rude word for all of them...
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Me every time 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
^^^Never go full retard.
Are you even speaking in any known language???
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The evolution 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The Schumacher one doesn't count.
Who the fuck makes batman smile??
Random fact: Good guy fetus 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yet stem cell research is wrong.
Yeah but no 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I think she means, "hot guys wearing glasses that occasionally read a book".
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Thank you vegans! 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
...and the vegetarians?
This is england 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Apart from all the hidden racism, xenophobia, scumbag politicians that have now destroyed the NHS, and the poor being driven out of London, yeah it's beautiful.
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Women logic 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
re-read your comment, I think your subconscious is trying to tell you something.
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And the iPhone Samsung debate rages on 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Samsung for the win!
Europe according to creative people 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Dafuc did all that other shit come from?
Oh.. Your dirty mind.. 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
washing all the cum off her teeth.
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Run Harry, run! 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I get a train from that platform every morning, the real one that is...
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Suddenly 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Damn women drivers!
When you see it 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Someone stole all the weird again...
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A play area for their daughters 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's amazing parenting right there.
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Kanye Warned Us 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I take it your village didn't need any driveways retarding today?
Bacon Pancakes 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Boom! Obesity and an Elvisesque death...
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Beautiful view of lava touching the sea 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"where you want to go on vacation derp?"
"Oh, where lava meets water..you know, kick back and chill"
Get to fuck..
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Spiderman's jealousy issues 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
prison
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Try to top that 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I see your theory, and I raise you one bullet...
Hardest part of a zombie apocalypse 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You're the over-confident dude that everyone hates, and is begging for you to die.
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Before S*x - After S*x 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Of course mgoveia, you don't need to dress your hand to play ps3.
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He takes it literally 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
found you!
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Here is life 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Thanks for the information I already had...
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In need of translation 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*their...I'm guessing you play a lot of pro sports.
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The world needs a pause b*tton 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Just imagine, you're caught in the middle of nowhere, you've lost all contact with friends and family, you haven't eaten in three days...
Stumbling through the snow in minus 12, you finally find a road...you wait.for two hours hoping for a passing car to pick you up; the bear pulls up next to you and in an accent reminiscent of Patrick says: "Jump on" you leap on his back and he flies you to the nearest town, drops you off, then with a wink and a mighty "Thunder Bear seek!" shoots off to save the next distressed explorer.
He didn't even need a thank you.
The image of your parent's joy as they discover that you're alive and well is all that Thunder Bear needs.
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Just bored at home 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Manual turning God!
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Goldfishes only have 3 secs of memory 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Fish having short term memory is a myth, simply invented so that people wouldn't feel guilty about buying fish bowls, or tanks no larger than 12"...
In fact, an experiment was carried out whereupon fish would swim through an assault course of sorts, using colored holes in glass slides.
Check it out on youtube.
sincerely,
Buzz Killington.
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