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What Different Colors Mean 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, turning up to that interview at IBM in my Brown socks, and underwear didn't promote any other communication, but asking the security guard to stop kneeling on my neck...
Sometimes you gotta make yourself comfortable 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wait... sits??
City called "batman" 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ok, good luck with the gun welding far-left party that doesn't take to outsiders!
Sistering, you're doing it right 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There closest I have ever come to crying, due to a feels post... and I can be a real heartless fuck.
Thank you.
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Can you guess the movie? 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A foot super glued to a horse...
Sleeping is weird 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ah sleep, the brother of death.
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For stars who think they're a big deal 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's right Beiber, can you read?
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Short Horror Stories 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Of your kids are concerned about monsters under the bed, reassure them by telling them "there are no monsters under your bed sweetie, they've all been eaten by the clown in the loft"
Works a treat :-)
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Lifting advice from Hugh Jackman 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How could you forget leg day hugh?
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Can't say I disagree 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry to burst your sexist bubble, but this doesn't apply to me.
I've learned over the years how to have sex so we both enjoy it rather than just "fucking".
Maybe if you weren't a little more than a wet hole in a dry bed, you would find someone willing to enjoy the experience with you, rather than just toss a universe at your silk flannel.
They're sisters 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And it's *who, stupid...
They're sisters 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No, it would, if you were less lazy, be written more correctly as * she is a destroyer of hope"
I personally think this picture is the best picture of Emma Watson ever 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, guys hate girls with big tongues 0_o
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Google street view captures childbirth 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How the hell do people find these things?!?
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The low point of television 28 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Jesus H Santos, I just watched the 'crispy hand' episode...what. the precise. feck!
Hogwarts 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Racist
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Meet Kenny - The first tiger with down syndrome 79 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Cute or not folks, He'd still rip your fucking arms off and play with your skull...
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Meet Kenny - The first tiger with down syndrome 79 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You had to name him Kenny didn't you?
You couldn't name him some cool Asian name...
Imagine the tours for the Kids...
"Let's meet the Tigers shall we kids?"
"Yaaaayyyy!"
"Ok, this one is called Aakar, he has the honour of being the oldest tiger here"
"Rooaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwlll"
"ooh, don't get too close kids, he's a fearsome one huh?
"This beautiful boy is called Dhimant, which means 'wise, or learned'
"This is....um, Kenny....he's...he's new..."
"Say Hi to the kids Kenny!"
"Moooo"
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Just holding on 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wow, that rod in his arm connected to the brace, connected to the bus must be really hard to hold onto...
.. 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It goes a little way to apologizing for all that shit music...
This really pisses me off as I constantly have to zoom in 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The-apple-sucks-should-have-gone-with-android-app.
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Mismatch Movie Posters 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Face it dadut, we all love thumbing down your quotes, funny or not.
The seasons 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You forgot the constant rain cloud over the Uk
Laughter is the best medicine 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No, just makes them more of a woman.
Laughter is the best medicine 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that the medicine that recently cured HIV In a baby is the . best medicine...
The world's population 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There are one billion people in India and China alone, not implausible.
Your move, zombies 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A horde would still slow you down long enough to pull you out of the window...
Bear sized puppy? o.o 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They'll never let you die in a fire:
Newfoundlands = Pure Awesome
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Can't be only one 29 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm definitely all for abortion, after the 1st guest's comment...shame it's illegal after the thirteenth trimester.
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Another f*ggot 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
4d= Four Douche
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When friends ask how did I pass on my final exams without studying 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
no way you studied, with punctuation like that.
When friends ask how did I pass on my final exams without studying 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
no way you passed with grammar like that...
Fabulous killing 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
heat treated....double hard, yet super fabulous :-)
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Dem skills 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Chances are, the poster is a 'soccer' fan...
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When I want a kiss 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*if any of us...god I hate swype sometimes...
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When I want a kiss 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ok, if of us identify with the last one, the only possible thing we can do is stage a huge, awkward sobbing party...I would've suggested makeout party, but who are we trying to kid!!
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Lost games 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I guess you could say they were.....inconsolable...
AWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAHHHHHH
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If celebrities had unibrows 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Did you have to post such a close up photo of SJP??? you scared the random shit out of me!!
He helped build the titanic 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I swear, I read that as "BATMAN, press enter" and was confused as hell for like 30 seconds until the morphine finally wore off.
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Kind cops 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Go to Turkey, try flirting with the cops and see what happens...
Kind cops 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Tell that to the Turkish people...
Potatoes are awesome 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
As an Irishman, I can really appreciate this.
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Video game feel 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
...and he never had a girlfriend again.
How historical figures would look like today 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So...Henry the VIII would look like fucking Scarface?!? 'I beseech thee, utter good morrow 'pon one's little companion!"
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German language 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I actually like the language itself, some of those German girls too...ooooffffff
When I found out that I was right about the pronunciation of gif all along 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
gif
/jif/
Noun
A popular format for image files, with built-in data compression.
A file in this format.
Graphic Interchange Format
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So this happened 32 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That must've been the funniest, or most awesome thing to have witnessed
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YouTube 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
...fml
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YouTube 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Your spelling as funny as fuck too
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