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"Pleahz
I just wantz uno
uno treats
thassit
pleahz hooman
pleahz"

Come to me, male specimens with potatoes

Well um she's still biologically a woman though I wholeheartedly concur to the fact that a woman that hits a man can hardly deem herself a proper soul, as a woman myself.

If a truth has ever been told~

SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS IS THAT THOU

SERIOUS TALK I AM CANADIAN AND HAVE A PROBLEM
I WAS ONCE HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A METAL BROOM AND APOLOGIZED TO THE PERSON THAT HIT ME
THEN BECAUSE I HAD A MILD CONCUSSION I KNOCKED OVER A PAIR OF BOOTS
AND APOLOGIZED TO THEM
THEN I TRIPPED OVER A CHAIR AND FELL ON MY FACE AND SAID SORRY TO I HAVE NO IDEA WHO
HELP ME

I like you too ;*

I have this fond memory from grade six-- my Mathematics teacher, Madame Dumont (I went to a French immersion), told us, "Si j'en vois meme une fille dans cette classe avec une de ces gars avec des pantalons qui ressemblent comme ils on une tot de caca dans eux, je vais vous dire, 'Vous pouvez faire si meilleur que ca--honnetement'." which translates as "If I ever see even one girl from this class with one of those guys with pants that look like they've got a ton of crap in them, I shall tell you, 'You can do so much better than that-- honestly."

That's a rather brutal manner of conducting a cesarean delivery...

Not like I'd promised to go for a nighttime walk with my dog in the forest so my dad wouldn't have to do it or anything

Ride a bike for 20 minutes in Canada and meet another family of beavers