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See y'all in therapy!

The Martians...definitely the Martians.

Bullshit, it's always "we don't care about money"
Until he loses his job, then all of a sudden it's, "how can we pay the rent? how do we eat?, the cat's starting to smell is it safe to eat now?"

Seriously?
All those awesome dinosaurs died and these stupid potato-loving phuqs still walk the earth??

I do exactly that. The randomness of my finger movement seems to cure the randomness of the headphone wrappage...

..and he's a Dick

I would say "fuck man, this collage is way too big; I think I missed my exams"

Like honey boo boo...

Her boyfriend is the same guy that tattooed shedloads of stars on that girls face while she 'slept'

I'd be pretty freaked out if my cat was speaking to me in the first place...

dear God, that's terrifying!
Like she was tied to a gurney, and covered in plastic while still alive..

methinks, it is time for baby's first exorcism...

They really have run out of ideas.
TV is dead.

Well, go ahead and fuck you world!!!

Oh please dear Alice, make this come true!

The Schumacher one doesn't count.
Who the fuck makes batman smile??

Yet stem cell research is wrong.

I think she means, "hot guys wearing glasses that occasionally read a book".

Samsung for the win!

Dafuc did all that other shit come from?

I get a train from that platform every morning, the real one that is...

Damn women drivers!

Someone stole all the weird again...

That's amazing parenting right there.

Boom! Obesity and an Elvisesque death...

"where you want to go on vacation derp?"
"Oh, where lava meets water..you know, kick back and chill"
Get to fuck..

I see your theory, and I raise you one bullet...

Thanks for the information I already had...

Just imagine, you're caught in the middle of nowhere, you've lost all contact with friends and family, you haven't eaten in three days...
Stumbling through the snow in minus 12, you finally find a road...you wait.for two hours hoping for a passing car to pick you up; the bear pulls up next to you and in an accent reminiscent of Patrick says: "Jump on" you leap on his back and he flies you to the nearest town, drops you off, then with a wink and a mighty "Thunder Bear seek!" shoots off to save the next distressed explorer.
He didn't even need a thank you.
The image of your parent's joy as they discover that you're alive and well is all that Thunder Bear needs.

Manual turning God!

Fish having short term memory is a myth, simply invented so that people wouldn't feel guilty about buying fish bowls, or tanks no larger than 12"...
In fact, an experiment was carried out whereupon fish would swim through an assault course of sorts, using colored holes in glass slides.
Check it out on youtube.
sincerely,
Buzz Killington.