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Also yes

Illuminati confirmed?

"Cough, cough" David McDonald "cough cough"

Bruh. It's hamster.

Bendilly coonerbag

Hmmm... And you're "not" the illuminati?

What's a king to a god?

Stoppit jack. And that is OBVIOUSLY a st Paddys day cake.

Ok, he obviously didn't know her well,(ie, he asked her to prom, even when she had a boyfriend) so, no, she WASNT the "sun of his life" just a girl he asked out. She said, but did so in such a way as to shame him(ie, sending him a picture, which was pretty much a giant F U)
So, yes, he didn't know her, but he found out she was a bitch. She could have just said no, she was taken, but she DIDNT. Thus, the bitchmode.

Aw hell, that was because his agent got sick of his shit, and told him to straighten up or else he'd lose all his fans.

Ah yes, but the bums would just be guys in suits, not necessarily impersonating FBI agents.