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Alena Kosheleva, new government 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Kosheleva—who has degrees from the Economics Cybernetics department at the Kharakiv National University of Radioelectronics and from the Kharakiv National University of Architecture —caused a scandal on Nov. 27 when she couldn’t answer journalists’ basic questions on Ukraine’s political system. In addition, after saying she volunteered in a local Kharakiv hospital, workers claimed they had never seen her there." (vocativ.com)
Also, no experience in politics whatsoever. But, hey, boobs. I guess.
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nice job grandma 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
SHE ROCKS.
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GameReviewer 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I love this woman!
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Realized when updating my playlist 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't agree at all. Excellent musicians still exist, and when they also know how to use modern technology in their music, it is fucking excellent. And I'm not talking about fucking Skrillex, fuck this douchebag.
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American soil 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is dumb as fuck.
Pretty much 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I will never be a responsible and mature person who sorted his shit out.
But I can cook the right amount of pasta nearly every time, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
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Reasons to Like France 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm French and I completely agree, you shitheads.
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This is oddly satisfying! 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Equation, please ? :)
If traveling was free, you'd never see me again 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Travelling is free. Just pack your shit and walk away.
The problem is not cost, the problem is that you will not abandon your comfort.
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Those who are Heartless 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Those who go on killing sprees, once left too many of these fucking bastards alive.
Nick bakes some cookies 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
400 degrees for 10 minutes.
4000 degrees for 1 minute.
4000000 degrees for 1 sec-- WAIT, IT SHOULD BE 240000 DEGREES ONLY. YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.
Instant owned 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
/thread
Planetary cups 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The Sun is not a planet, you swines.
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Choosing a woman 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A woman with a beautiful mind and a beautiful body is good for every single night of your lifetime.
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Top 10 demonstrations with tuning forks 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How does it have seven times less "likes" than a picture of a poop revenge tattoo ?
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Shitty back story 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How can people "like" this ? This guy is a total douche.
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Guy's Friends Take Him Bungee Jumping But He Has No Idea What They're Really Doing 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why is there "fail" at the end of the video's title ? I was expecting something to go wrong, like the guy would be allergic to water and vomit his own blood to death, or, you know, something.
True Rebel 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I AM GROOT.
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Youtube comment battle 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not a battle, it's instant idiot shaming. I like this guy.
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Why is there a D in fridge 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because it would be pronounced as "prestige" without the D, smart ass.
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Humans really impress me sometimes 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Excellent joke. You just totally stole it from the Oatmeal.
I'm blessed 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Some people here have girlfriends.
Don't be jealous, your time will come.
Drake bell: Trolling justin bieber fans 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Trolling douches is quite easy, but so satisfying.
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When a girl in my biology class says evolution is made up because water 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When no one gets your point because titles are limited to a certain number of cha
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Kind of creepy... 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The first one gave me a boner.
He has a 39% in recess 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because every teacher will want to see you literally get beaten if you fail to understand his course. As a teacher, I completely agree.
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How Girls Get Ready For A Night Out 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nothing special in any of her "jokes", nor in the music and sound effects (the vinyl scratching, yeah, so original, plus she probably never touched one in her entire life, and the intro music that says "here, this is funny, hey!!!", it's fucking ridiculous). Also, sexism from a woman towards women, and showing boobs and twerking for views.
McDonald's Financial Reward To Students 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because getting A's while working 20+ hours a week is easy as fuck. Sure, it deserves the incredibly high amount of 40 dollars.
Holy cow! This chainsaw massacre prank is so freaking brutal! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not pranking, it's scarring people for life. Fuck these dudes, seriously.
My friends costume from last halloween 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I would definitely make love with 50% of this man.
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Caught after a presentation 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
funsubstance(dot)com/fun/190755/you-win-teacher-you-win/
Rap God 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The number of words does not make Eminem a rap god.
It's the way he arranges them that makes him a rap god.
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They are all so cute 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm not Asian, and I can totally tell them apart. How can you even ?
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They are all so cute 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My favourite is actually the girl on the left of the last photo. I guess it's the provocative gestures, but I feel really attracted to her (which was not the point... plus, I do not find her that attractive on "her" photo.)
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Go get the belt! 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is it supposed to be funny ? Because it's actually horrible.
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There's no winners 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
THEY ARE BECOMING SENTIENT.
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Yes. 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When she finds a lover, she will break the heart of this poor box.
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Good guy cleaners 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Did you become one of the top 20 commenters on FS by copy-pasting post titles ?
Body Function Woes! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thumbs down for reposting several Oatmeal comics in a row and not even leaving his name somewhere on the fucking pictures he created.
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Could my day possibly get any worse? 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, living in constant fear of diseases that kill less people in a month than AIDS in a day.
Office day dreaming 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, either you would pee your pants, or you would try something and die.
Now do your fucking accountancy.
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Sorry, just felt like it had to be said. 159 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What a steaming pile of crap.
I, too, enjoy snacking on horses. 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
First reading : "I too enjoy sneaking on whores".
I was worried for a sec.
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PSA 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Reason why I feel way better here than on freakin' where.
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When People Say They're Scared Of The Dark 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Please jump from a cliff, head first, wearing a helmet. We need test results and Darwin Awards winners.
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My Friend Was Peeling an Orange and Decided to Make the World 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Published on Carl's Odyssey's Intagram weeks ago. Totally a friend of yours. And you totally waited weeks before showing us.
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Figured this out way too late 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If the people you know never call you to hang out, it means you have no real friend. Does not mean you're not worth having friends, just that you should try being something like a friendly person yourself.
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The real meaning of words 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The first definition was actually meant for "masturbation".
My confession... not really that unnoticeable 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Bill Tracey is actually a character from the Kay Tracey Mysteries, a shitty "teenage girl detective" series written by a bunch of anonymous authors in the 30's to surf on the Nancy Drew wave. If you want to claim your love of reading, do it with a good, original and well-written novel extract.
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White gf 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Whitest Nigger I have ever seen. I'm actually really afraid of him.
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