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If none of your old habits interest you anymore, then you did it wrong. I loved music and video games when I was 12, and I relied on my parents to buy me some. Now I'm 29, I love music and video games, and I can buy CDs and consoles with my own fucking money, and it's delicious!

First, probably leftover (too small to really build anything out of, diameter too small to make planks). Second, what are your goddamm Christmas cards made of? Checkmate, fuckers.

If you think nerds can't have friends, then you're a douche who believes in atrocious stereotypes.

RAINING FOOD.

Too bad the Ferrous wheel is not accurate. Because it's a pun so terrible I love it.

The Titanic stuff is not a plot hole, because it has nothing to do with the plot.

I'm actually scarred for life. Not scared, just... horrified.

Thumbs up to the father taking nice photographs and posting them on the Internet instead of actually being concerned about his son's health and education.

"Teach you", not "learn u".
"Fueled", not "fuelled".
"Extravaganza", not "extravaganza".
You have an F, and please see me after class, because either you have psychiatric problems to solve or you are not worth wasting my time.

Whose, goddammit.

Godfuckingdammit, I laughed.

*vegans crying in the distance*

funner?

The original picture is dumb anyway. My day is kind of a mix between the last two.

This is actually one of the most incredible and intelligent machines ever created by Man (to date).

This shadow also looks like a pipe from the Super Mario games, so I hope there has been at least another one of these graffitis somewhere.

That is not "fucking Star Wars". That is "fucking Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars movies".

This is dumb as fuck. Whatever it takes to get a lot of people, male or female, in your bed, you do not deserve to be insulted for a choice you made. You want to bang a lot of women? Okay, fine, as long as you're not disrespectful. You want to bang a lot of men? Okay, fine too, with the same conditions. As long as you do not hurt people, live the life you want. That's what it's about.

Just gently open the tap to get a thin trickle of water, you moron.

This pisses me off so much I want to punch some stranger's face in the face.

So there are people who do not learn this in elementary school?

Wow, so spiritual. This gave me cancer.

Not the only man who prevented a war that could have become WWIII. There's a Cr4cked article about that. Also, why this stupid title?

What if it has been a joke from the beginning, and Jaden Smith is actually a comical genius, able to never slip out of character?

But you'd rather create/post/repost pictures on the Internet instead of, you know, preparing an actual backpack trip.

Some geeks have become architects and city planners, which is actually great news!

This sentence forgets about the importance of a perfect scenario and a perfect director.

OW GOD.

INTELLIGENCE IS SEXY.

Cherry tomatoes go incredibly well with basil and strawberries. So screw your wisdom, I will put tomatoes in a fruit salad.

The title of this post might as well have been "Parental abuse and neglection, also this site is not funny anymore".

Also, we have no rooms 213, 214, 262 or 263, but two rooms 211. But hey, PHYSICS JOKE! HOW CLEVER WE ARE!

Sexual orientation is irrelevant for epicness, but I only posted pictures of epic gay men and women, because I am not able to have coherent thoughts whatsoever.

Instant like for the title.

THAN, godfuckingdammit.

Fries from McDonalds? No one will ever buy my love with this shit, I want homemade pizza and english brownies.

Fandoms.

Are there actually oeople who need to be reminded that hate does not fight hate-- oh, yeah, a fucking lot, actually.
Dear God, what a terrible world.

Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, just laugh at him/her, then shout "scientific literacy, bitch".

99% of metal is actually more sophisticated than this, and this video is about some young "progressive metalcore" bands who think this shit is actually good music.

I feel sad.

Also works with 80% of Funsubstance.
Also, "says", not "say's". The two cancers of the Internet are bad spelling and misused memes, don't feed one while fighting the other one.

This website will now be called Substance. Just Substance. Unless you find this fun, in which case you are kind of a terrible human being.

Frying gnocchi AFTER boiling them is actually a terrible idea.

Thanks for the title that actually ruin the joke.