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Some are funny but most are just autobiographies/life advice with no literary value. 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Ohh my gosh yes

One of the teachers in my yearbook 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My strings teacher did this too...
A lot of teachers at my school this year did things like wear fake mustaches, put paper bags over their heads, dress up weirdly, hold a sign saying "I woke up like this! #flawless", etc...

Inner city problems 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Plot Twist: They're all siblings

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Stay safe and have pun at the zoo 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Oh I remember seeing this sign at the zoo... My friend and I were laughing about it XD

"Hey Tim, go try the lion." 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*rides dinosaur to way* Aw yeah.

Alan Turing, everyone (Had to learn about him from a movie!) 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I wish I had learned about him in school...
I'm glad I saw the movie though!

The angry cat 21 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The last one.
"Try to clean up this trash. I fucking dare you."

Who doesn't like Harry Potter? :D 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIES YET
*cries*

Jennifer Lawrence 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Ey, at least they don't skip straight to the "mental problems" part...

Help... It-it's killing me 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It really upsets me that the letters in the word "alphabet" aren't in alphabetical order...
(Woops this post is really old but I'm commenting anyways.)

I keep on losing my things 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Or happiness

Strippers & prostitutes 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Almost as fun as find the vegan

Shurikkaru 28 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Or, you know, people can stop arguing about something so small and stupid?

That took a turn 41 comments

guest · 9 years ago

NINTH grade chemistry? Hell I learned that in fifth!

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BUT SRSLY WHERE DOES IT GO??!?? 32 comments

guest · 9 years ago

twisted_soul your school has iPads? So unfair.
Although we do get laptops...
The kindergartners at my elementary school had classroom iPads.
KINDERGARTNERS.

Goddammit Jeff 30 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Personally, I prefer rotini or rigatoni (I think I spelled those right).

GTA V cops 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

One time my brother WITNESSED A CRIME and the cops went after him. This other player shot a civilian while my brother was close to them and looking at them, so he got I think two or three stars.

GTA V cops 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Isn't that four stars?

I love Buzzfeed's snapchat 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This... *sheds a tear* is BEAUTIFUL!

*triggered 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

As a feminist, I must say that... This was definitely funny.

Heaven for you, wonderful dogs! 35 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Sorry if that came out sounding kinda mean.

Tumblr Treasures 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'd... I'd bring my cat.
And my phone.

Calm down, Danny 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I love the person's URL

At least some Police agencies know how to interact with dogs 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I remember when my family fostered some pitbull pups. Sweetest dogs ever. Maybe they were a bit nippy as puppies, but never in an aggressive way.

Girls, if you have a choice, would you call yourself beautiful or average? 25 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Since I'm rebellious and don't follow rules, I'd create a third door labeled "ugly", then go ahead and walk through that.

Got to school and realized I was wearing two different shoes :| 21 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*really late replying because I only recently realized that guests can see what posts they've commented on if it's from the same computer* I wear them for like school concerts and stuff. They're great.

Heaven for you, wonderful dogs! 35 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You can drop the joke now.

Trapped kid 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Stop... being stupid and offensive. It isn't hard.

OHMYGOD LOOK 30 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*annoying guest that comments super late* neon and twisted_soul, Padfoot is Sirius. Lupin was Moony...
I'll shut up now sorry.

...f*ck this 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This is the prevailing reason I only have one Skyrim account

Green day vs Usher 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That's all cool and stuff, but...
He smashed a guitar :(

Kitten lovers 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I love how the other people are taking pictures too!

If movies were to teach you something 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Voldemort.

Give them a break. It's not exactly rainbows and unicorns for them 61 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Exactly! I, for example, tend to laugh more, make more jokes, etc.

Give them a break. It's not exactly rainbows and unicorns for them 61 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I wish guests could join...
Maybe I should make an account?

Heaven for you, wonderful dogs! 35 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No, I think bookhoarder was being sarcastic because dino's reply was just so creative.

Got to school and realized I was wearing two different shoes :| 21 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I own a pair exactly like the one on the left. Aren't they so comfortable?

The new cat in the house 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No one's going to comment on how fake the cat looks?

Homophobe got burned! 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

He didn't seem to "afraid" oh homos to me... Just not accepting of them.
But yes, that comeback was the greatest.

I don't know what to say 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm not even allowed to read Harry Potter because of the "demonic witchcraft and sorcery"...
(My parents have no idea that I'm reading it without their permission!)

only time will tell 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

♪ I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass... ♫

Portrait time 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

They never say "Oh, never mind." They always say "SAY CHEESE" and snap the picture, telling you that you look great.
Then you see the picture and you finally realize that you look like a troll.

I'm sorry the correct answer is "Who is Helen Keller?" 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm done. I'm done with everything.

Home alone 23 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My thoughts exactly. I feel like such an idiot for not thinking that the murderer was behind you...

For Jenny McCarthy and the anti-vaxxers 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Okay, so for some reason the link in there actually takes you somewhere, but there is no webpage that'll come up. So just remove the slash at the end and add ".com". Sorry if this seems obvious or annoys some of you, but I just want to clear things up.
Have a nice day, everyone!

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For Jenny McCarthy and the anti-vaxxers 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Guys, please take the time to follow this link. I promise you (well, most of you at least (I think)) that it will not upset you.
http://howdovaccinescauseautism .com/ (Just remove the space. I don't think guests are allowed to post links. This isn't the first time this has happened.)

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Two Way Street 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm assuming he was referring to whoever originally wrote that statement.

Forever puppy 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's 2015, Obama. C'mon!

A PREFECT Game Of Snake! 27 comments

guest · 9 years ago

prefect*

Funny Things 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Without his mother? You monster!