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It's all your fault Gavin! You brought this upon us, you brought them here! prepare yourselves my friends, for the days to come : unsuccessful revolutions EVERYWHERE.

Well there's only one thing to do, call The Doctor and get 10000 miles away

I can picture the most hip wedding, him wearing a vintage tuxedo with an outrageous bow tie and a bushy beard. Today the beard actual is a bush, so many flowers and leaves. She wearing a faded fifty-year-old dress and an over-stuffed flower crown. Neither of them are wearing shoes...

Personally, I think the best way to travel is by TARDIS

Evelyn from the divergent series was a horrible mother and human being, all my friends started calling me Evil-yn

Amen. You could do everything you can think of to get God angry, but he will never stop loving you.

The title is on point!

Notice me senpai!

Axe is for insecure middle school boys, old spice is for men

I won't stop crying for the next five weeks!

Ate

Min.

Stir

That's cool and all but why the heck does it cost FIFTY FIVE dollars?

I have eaten cereal for dinner almost every night since I was six.

God is an all powerful entity, he doesn't have a gender

In the video it's even funnier/scarier because the muffin is an exited little kid

I'd go "what's up bro wanna eat some pizza together before you kill me?"

I always saw the moon as a woman, since in Spanish it is a feminine noun

Singing is actually a skill you can learn, training the muscles in your throat & diaphragm to produce the desired sound. Just like you can train the muscles in your legs, arms,abs,etc. to allow you to move a certain way for a sport. Of course some people are born with the talent, BUT: Anyone determined enough can run full-lenght marathons though you won't be as fast as Jessie Owens, any one determined enough can end up singing songs in Aminor, though you might not be as impressive as Whitney Houston

Why won't my brain stop the illusion, I usually see past the illusion.