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Best experiment ever 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Depends on the game. Open world sandbox games are still a good time. Shooters, racing games, and anything with a ratio worth keeping are likely to inspire confusion, happiness, and possibly rage (Hardcore gamers only)
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Starter pack comp 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
$8-$12/g in Ontario, Canada
HERP 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sell them to one of his fans and buy better headphones. Beats are 90% marketing, 10% quality.
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Dammit Dumbledore 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If someone stopped his parents from dying that night, nothing would have happened that lead up to the decision to keep his parents from dying and the events would have only taken place on a later date and more people would die to protect them, making the possibility to go back impossible. You haven't changed your future, you've just created a new one.
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She was so pretty and innocent 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I really, really don't like defending pop stars, but she was employed by Disney when she said that.
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Security blanket 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
In many cultures, most things that are alive at some point and have something nutritious inside will be eaten. For many, eating cats and dogs is preferred over eating bugs.
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Brutal 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Booze ain't food?! That's brutal.
Hot singles in my area 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You can see the blue light from the natural gas flame under the pan.
Super meh 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He gets a bad rap, but Cavil really did a good job with his "I'm coming to terms with being a god" version of Superman. It makes me excited for Batman vs Superman and anything else he's around for.
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b*tch I'm fabulous 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's because people can legally marry their vehicles.
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Pretty valid list 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My grandmother eats hers with apple juice. She's also on some pretty heavy medications.
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Superman Buster 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Also, if Lex Luthor can build a suit to fight Superman, I think Batman could do it even better.
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Hawkeye Sings About His Super Powers 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What's funny is that he's also that aproachably handsome/ugly as the real singer
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Do you even lift 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I would just put my leg over his. If he wants to be in my personal space, I'm going to be all over his.
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Good one doc. 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The age law is different in other countries, it has more to do with the perceived level of innocence.
Oreos are so overrated 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you've given up on things completely, and it isn't for health reasons, you will fail your diet anyway. Give in when you have an urge, but only a little bit. Instead of a sleeve of oreos, have two homemade cookies.
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Then and now 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm a profiler, and everybody is at least prejudiced if they aren't flat out racist.
Words of truth 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Almost every living creature has a cardiovascular system. At least all mammals and birds.
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Words of truth 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Your're a troll, right?
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Words of truth 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Consider not only the age of the earth, but the age of the cosmos. Also, where did god come from? Not doubting the existence, but simply questioning the motives, and also the origin of such a powerful being.
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Let's Hear It For An Avenger That Doesn't Get Enough Credit 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That'd be because she's not an Avenger. She was an add in because the rights to Spiderman and the mutant franchise were both locked in other contracts.
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Canada comp 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yes, Pooh Bear is Canadian. He was a bear on display at the Winnipeg Zoo. Winnie the Pooh.
Reasons why I love Dave Grohl 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He can play multiple instruments, composes music and writes lyrics, he does charity work with his fortune, and he's a hell of a father. How is he only ok? What is your opinion of yourself if a good man is only ok in your eyes?
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When when I see my hospital bill after a surgery as a Canadian 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
At least getting sick won't mean that we need to sell our possessions to pay for our lives.
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We all did this at least once 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Most light systems (at least in Ontario, Ohio, and Indiana) have a 5 second delay from the time the opposing light turns yellow to the time your light will turn green. 7-10 second delay if there is an advanced turn signal that allows the turning lanes go before the straight lanes.
These are legal again in the US! 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
In Canada I've gotten orange, yellow, white, and blue.
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I feel bad about myself 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Looks more like he adjusted his diet and worked out moderately for a year. The before picture shows that he already had some muscle mass, which seems to have been toned and not built on. As for his abs, most people who have ever tried to obtain abs has them hidden under the fat that they haven't dieted away.
Monkey teaches a well deserved lesson to boy for an insulting hand gesture 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He leaves because he knows the monkey would kill him.
These asian guys can really jump 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It seems that it's partially the jump, and partially being able to squat really low and really fast.
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Reality check 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sometimes I flex my diaphragm as a muscle control exercise, thanks to that I can pull in my stomach and it helps stretch my rib cage when my chronic cartilage inflammation flares up
Good guy smartphone 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Said smartphone, not iPhone. Also, most mobile devices do this. I even had a laptop that would at least mute the sound if the headphones were unplugged while sound was registered by the audio card
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How to break a drill instructor 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I bet that drill instructor saw him regularly for the next 8 years.
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Helping hand 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Everyone is pointing out that the photographer isn't helping, but how do we know that this isn't a random act of kindness from a child who thinks that the man needs help? What if the man in the wheelchair doesn't actually need help?
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Then and now 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They dress to intimidate now. They look and act like barbarians compared to the rest of western culture.
Reality check 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why does it matter? If your body doesn't fold in this way, you don't have a healthy amount of body fat.
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I see you played knifey spoony before 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Venom is injected, if he is hoping for the smallest cut to kill, it would have to be poison.
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Holy mother of Doctor Who 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Just saying, most space trash is accounted for. It's likely that the asteroid from 2013 was noted and being watched for some time.
What Americans don't seem to understand about the government 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You literally can't do that in your governmental system. All bills are passed through several points in the system, often before the president even knows what's going on.
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Wrong Cheat 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
TTC
Kids These Days 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
We can only hope he shoots his eye out.
Ants are awesome 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Looks like what I do in minecraft
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LifeStraw purifies water instantly and inexpensively 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What do you drink if you don't drink water? The blood of your enemies?
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LifeStraw purifies water instantly and inexpensively 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They do.
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So THAT'S how they work! 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You know, it's oversimplified, but it's not entirely wrong.
How do they live with each other? 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Majority rules.
Justice? 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But the legal wording states that they are to uphold the law first. Even if it means harm to the people, law comes first.
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Hurricane kick 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
For the weak willed perhaps. But if the initial strike fails, this fighter will find himself on the ground and disadvantaged.
Hurricane kick 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How is this an effective attack? If your opponent is still standing after the first roundhouse, he won't be in the air 60cm above where his head was.
Real martial arts 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
These are all Wing Chun techniques.
You can make a difference! 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I saved the joke Whome