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I need to move there.

Someone put the photobombers into one group picture

One star and with helicopters?

It looks like someone owned the third username that he tried.

>Be me, 24, Male
>Brain surgery
>"Finally, we got the top off, let's see what's going on inside."
>Looks in
>Meanwhile, patient reads this post
>Smacked in the face with rainbow star
>Moral of the story: Learning is dangerous.
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You thought that was going to be funny.

I thought the river was valved across the road by the two outer walls, and I was really impressed for a moment.
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-The Guest In White

The laws of physics say that humans can't fly, why not try?
*tries
*dies

Alright, let's do a little test:
-Do you have no debts?
-Do you have ten dollars?
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If you said yes to both, you are richer than a quarter of America, and the entire country of Zimbabwe.
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Alright, the Zimbabwe part was a joke, but the 25% part wasn't.
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-The Guest In White

I'd like to explain this, but no one seems to be having any problems with being truly individual, so I shall refrain.
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-The Guest In White

The average Taylor Swift relationship lasts one month and twenty-five days.
In other news, I'm less of a person for researching this and finding out there is a Taylor Swift wikia.
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-The Guest In White

It's worse when you have friends that are coming.
Also! Most games have filters for empty and full lobbies, which can save you time and emotional energy and dunk on scrublords in a more timely fashion.
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-The Guest In White

Would his hair clippings be eraser shavings?

Such a small package...

There are eight types of ears, and any one of them could result in this problem.
A solution would be to purchase an "Over-the-ear" earphone. This type of earphone, not to be mistaken with large headphones, rather than staying inserted into the ear, which could lead to it slipping out, hangs over it, leading to less time messing with earphone shenanigans.
Note: This type is prone to difficult untangles, so keep that in mind.
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-The Guest In White

Did... did you do that on accident, or did you just come up with a better title?
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-The Guest In White

After some research, here's what I found:
-Marriage and religion didn't start together, but over time, the Christian church took responsibility of marriage, like managing the documents and whatnot.
-Marriage was first instituted to bind a man to a woman, since this is all that a prehistoric human would need to further their genes. Love had nothing to do with it, except for finding the right mate and having your hormones influence your choosing.
-The Latin roots of the word "marriage" describe a man and a woman, if one uses the masculine for "man" and the feminine form for "woman".
From all of this, I conclude (TL;DR):
Homosexual marriage is simply illogical from a biological standpoint, and it contradicts the religious and the entomological sense of the word.
But, as Christians, we have been tasked by Jesus to love everyone equally, regardless of gender, race, or choices. This teaching means that all we can do as Christians is a good ol' disappointed sigh, and take no

Wouldn't venom be the way to go?

Try an uppercut

Oh, the pranks...

It's abstract art, look it up.

Why you gotta be daruuuuuuude?

There would be deadly stickmen everywhere

What if we have a movie that the killer has a long-ranged weapon, so the people get removed right next to their friends? That would be scary. They would actually need to search, rather than coming up with bs excuses for exploring.

If the plunger is detachable, then you could use one, and then let the other side dry out first.

Feels good man

What your teacher feels everyday

The tables have been turned.

Worth

This will turn any engagement into Operation: You're Fucked

Top left looks like meth... XD

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.