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Cat returning home 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Or maybe, "Paint me like one of your French girls"
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so sweet. 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thought it went around the world for some reason. I thought the same with bubbles, so I'd always whisper "Bonjour" before making 'em.
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Markiplier feels train 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
DANGIT HARMONYWHO I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE PINK JESUS CRY
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Abused cat brought back to good health 44 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I wish I could hug it...poor thing...
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p*rn actress, Sunny Lane's, managers are her parents 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*camera shuts off* "So...how did I do?" *Parents hold up little signs with the number 10 scribbled on*
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Are you happy now? 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mine brings home corn. We find it scattered around the house.
Prison B*tch Names 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My lovely, just married English teacher's name is "Boy Bitch"
Prison B*tch Names 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Stroker"...