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And the naive parents didn't realize they were signing up fer getting a new mattress every two years.

My guess is that the adult ones were trying to get a juvenile to learn how to kill.

I have NEVER heard anyone say "I don't believe in science." I HAVE heard people say things like "I don't believe science proves your theory," which supporters of that theory will take to mean the same thing.

He's not having a tantrum in a store for not getting what he wants, which is really annoying. WTF is wrong with letting him cry?

Like sharing the works of author Terry Pratchett for free on a peer-to-peer network?

Alternative: Buy enough life insurance to cover your family's needs. A typical amount provided by companies with good benefits is 2x salary, and you can buy more (with four kids, I have an additional 5x salary).

In a race, you don't officially finish if someone assists you.

Oh great...someone's going out on a limb and taking a stand against bullying.
Now, ME, well, I'm against kicking puppies.