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Black man knows how to party.

You can be born with HIV, but you can't be born with obesity, unless your mom was morbidly obese. Even so, obesity is perfectly treatable, while HIV treatments are still in development (We have found a way to cure the symptoms, but not to kill the virus, and it's pretty harsh).
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Also, someone seems highly defensive of this subject, with a sequence of berating factual people with bullshit and diverting the argument to HIV. Do you have a personal connection to this, guest above?

If I remember correctly, putting raw meat juices in someone's shampoo will cause them to become slowly bald.

Not in it, since it is apparently going too far that way.

Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen lives on!

The civil war began as a war for state's rights. When European countries wanted to assist the South in defeating the North, Lincoln pointed out slavery, turning the European aid his way. It was a bit of a dick move, but it was the right one for Lincoln to win the war.

I would have never noticed. Thank you.

You still end up with one wish left

It was literally the only thing that they couldn't eat. I guess that's where that feeling of when someone tells you you can't do something and you do it anyway to see what will happen.

Unfortunately, the universe seems to be expanding rather than collapsing, and it is inflating at an increasing rate.

Who would be broadcasting in an apocalypse?

It looks more like a fur suit

You may have helped life form, so you could say you were potentially involved in a threesome.

More like 85% is passing, if you don't want people judging you too much.

Or a branch of a religion that worships the booty