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I'll have 2, please 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Or let's eat pizza and watch netflix on my couch...
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What are some good names 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But they're black on the outside and white on the inside
The future: 3D pregnancy technology 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I, like many I there's reading this have a lot of "wut" built up in their heads but let's just say life goes on and hopefully they make it as a family regardless of circumstances
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Vegans can't use anti-venom 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Some snakes are poisonous.
Conan O'brien got rekt 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Siri- find me the nearest burn center
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Shut up and take my money 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Anything that you carry and looks realistically like a gun is a bad idea. I'm not against guns or carrying but let's face it, the first time you take out your "USB stick" at the library, people are going to flip out
Catching bad guys back in the prohibition days 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Black cop in LA in 1926
Russian roulette 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sorry guys, it was a rough draft and I accidentally hit submit before I could finish (I'm on my phone).
Russian roulette 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
His friends- all old men at the end of life's journey. Everyday is endless grey. Their wives have passed, their kids have forgotten their existence, the world has moved on without them. Time has taken everything from these decrepite and tired husks. They have nothing left in the world except a dull, constant pain and their shared apathy of what used to be their life. They decide to end it, but not alone like they are in their daily lives. No, it will happen in the prescence of other empty kindred souls. They hatch a plan- a game of Russian roulette. Why Russian roulette? Because there would need to be one left. Just one alone to continue living, carrying the memories of hThey gather one last time. No tears, no final words of goodbyes or old stories. A solemn event. It was predetermined that the survivor would be the most unfortunate of the group because he alone would have to continue living, carrying the burden of his lost companions.
It happens. He stands up alone and goes home.
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