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Dont get thrown in the nokia pit

FUCK YOU ITS A RECESSION

Alright, that was a good one Matthew. But youre still a gummy cunt. I remember your shameful days. The days where you couldnt even make an appearance without being drowned in a sea of dislikes. Go fuck yourself.

Hes dyslexic you asshole

Thanks for the input, you must be a great person to have a conversation with.

I WANTED him as president but the elections of course went to another one of the 2 main parties BECAUSE THEYRE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN DO ANYTHING RIGHT HUH AMERICA

Theres something really fucking gross about men wearing briefs. LET YO DICK BREATHE

You guys really call yourselves beliebers? Get in the pit bich

Guys PLEASE dont forget to drop the barrel of nokias into the pit after she goes in. The pull string is located directly over the pit, you guys always get so excited and blood thirsty you forget.

I think its time for you to leave the room now

MOTHER OF GOD *runs to patent office

Its geographically at the bottom of the world in relation to any traditional globe

Shut the fuck up, nobody cares

Old ass nigga

Youre not clever, fuck off you gummy bich

Hes not trying to make his iphones ass look bigger. Alot of sewer grates are just old and damaged like that. I live in NYC, Ive never seen a brand new grate

Weirdly enough sounds exactly like this sound just alot louder.

Facial recognition Fail

99 cents over here

Dont worry about it nerd. Its a sports reference. G.O.A.T. = Greatest Of All Time

Way before that, but they definitely turned it up after that

No

My real grandma was always a dick to me and I didnt know my other grand parents. Ive adopted my next door neighbors as my grandparents and they treat me exactly like this. Fuckin love those old people

So she cant pervmout on other hot celebrities. Get out of your little perfect selena & justin bubble. Niggas AND biches is tryin to get it in out here yu heard

You mean his functioning penis. Theres nothing wrong with him.

Its a play on words

Fuck you

How fuckin old are you? What is to not understand training bra?

Youre gonna love my nuts ;)

fuckin kangaroos

Thanks for explaining the joke miss. At first I thought this was humorous but then you explained it and now Im all like -__- Really thanks for your input we all appreciated it and no one cringed when they read it as they pictured the dry, bleek unfunny cunt that wrote it

Why is awful, and dont give ma any whiny bitch stories

Shit that fat girls say

I FOUND A FEMINIST EVERYBODY. THIS SPECIES WAS BELIEVED TO HAVE DIED OUT YEARS AGO BUT FOR SOME FUCKIN REASON THIS ONE STILL HAS A PURPOSE HERE AND IS THRIVING. Amazing

Nothing like him

Im pretty sure being set on fire was enough

WALKIN DOWN THIS ROAD THAT WE CALL LIIIIIIIIFE, IS WHAT WE'RE DOIN

It ended whe you finally got to vote now stfu nobodys oppressing women anymore